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| Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
My Dear love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There, I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of the radius made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving, Pythagoras. |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by majamajic(m): 1:38pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
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| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by missmary(f): 1:39pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Try toasting calculus |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by popweezy(m): 2:13pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Guess the gal had fallen asleep before finish reading ur scale of problem |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
missmary:toasting calculus or toasting WITH calculus? |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by jonaifame22(m): 2:31pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
After all dis and ur account reads 0.00 kobo then I think u'll have to shove ur mathematics in ur ass |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by Segadem(m): 3:01pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
...and the girl replied mathematically and said " two parallel lines cannot meet" 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Mathematical Love Letter by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
missmary:Did you just say.... |
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