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| I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:31pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
On my Resume, I'm going to include "Dated Port Harcourt babe" so that the employer can know that I'll be able to handle any other thing in this world. Reminiscing on how my four years plus relationship ended with my PH ex, I decided to chill out in Genesis - 3rd floor at Sky Bar. After all it's TGIF. With full confidence I ordered for Black Label and a can coke. Bartender opens the drinks. How much? The Manchi said 13k. Goose pimples busted out of my skin by force. Black Label 12k, can coke 1k. Na the coke own provoke me pass. I looked behind me, the other Bartender was harassing a young pretty fresh looking damsel to pay up, he wanted to close his account and close for the day. The girl looked so Pulchritudinous. I couldn't bear the embarrassment. I walked up to their table as a Good Samaritan, I started yelling at the Bartender. "You have no right to talk to this angel that way. Are you crazy? Don't be silly (trying hard to impress the girl). How much is she even owing you? I asked as I dipped my hand into my pocket to bring out cash. The Bartender replied me as quickly as possible "Her balance is 37k. The man sitting down with her dropped 10k and left since 4pm. She said his number is switched off now. She ate full chicken and chips, grilled fish with Potatoes and two bottles of Baileys. Wtf! Her bill was rivaling my Kid sister's tuition. Quickly I brought out my phone from my pocket and started forming call... "Nonso, I said give me two minutes I'll be with you ah ah" I was pretending to be making the call and moving slowly back to my seat. Thunder faya Satan left leg. Na me go come inherit 37k for this harsh Buhari Economy? Lol. Even if na Nikki Minaj she be. No way o. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by DoroMega: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
dryyyyyyyyy.............. 1 Like |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
DoroMega:Monkey 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by iLovePusssy: 10:38pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
lmao... see ya life, if it were a fellow guy now.. yhu 4 nor even kno sey human being dey der... 1 Like |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by DoroMega: 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
iLovePusssy: Women are meant to be treated well na |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:42pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
DoroMega: Lol. I dey sky bar now dey shayo come join me see wetin I dey talk. It's Friday. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by yanabasee(m): 10:42pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
Lol..... Funny but still not funny enough... If u've dated a PH girl and u're there fanning urself... After u marry IMO lady... She'll use u for rituals... |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by DoroMega: 10:46pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
ashmanpolo: Nufin do you jare, enjoy yourself... 1 Like |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by iLovePusssy: 10:47pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
ashmanpolo:ah agree with yhu on dah bruh.. from ur story tho, seems ur nt rili a nyc guy,yhu wer juz acting up, nd yhu got served for real. |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:47pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
DoroMega: Na so bro. #na Godwin# 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 10:50pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
iLovePusssy: Actually I'm a very nice person. Sometimes even my friends marvel at my generosity BUT how can a girl in her right senses consume 47k on an outing with a man. That's heartless and the guy prolly left her here b/c of the bill 6 Likes |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by iLovePusssy: 10:53pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
ashmanpolo:lol... if na naija girls, juz forget bruh!! they see men as atm machines. dem nor de pity guys @ all. 1 Like |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by donholy28(m): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
yanabasee:Bia no be IMO girl...na owerri girl |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by yanabasee(m): 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by Truth24(m): 11:24pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
ashmanpolo:The dude is ryt! U're as dry as Harmattan |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ashmanpolo: 11:27pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
Truth24: No vex sir. I'll be wet next time. Oya run back to your cage 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by Nobody: 12:57am On Sep 19, 2015 |
DoroMega:Its not supposed to be funny na  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by Truckpusher(m): 1:11am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Op ,you have a point jare. That was how one girl got a bill of 75k in Royal residence Piazza bar and the mumu that brought her there was nowhere to be found.  They took her phones,hand bag and any valuable thing yet these items couldn't even foot the bill.Some girls are just heartless and of course there are guys that won't hesitate in leaving them stranded but again it shouldn't be too hard to tell your date that you're not willing to spend more than this amount if you notice that she's got no etiquette. 1 Like |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by Nobody: 4:17am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Don't start what u cnt finsh..U r worse than her#Forming what u r not# |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by bobbyluis(m): 9:04am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Op na u find trouble o |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by wizzprince(m): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Hw much 4 dis land |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by hedonistic: 4:27pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
Oga Titus and Madam Titus situation. Perfect match for each other. |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by 400billionman: 6:13pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
WeedSeller: Exactly, why would i take a girl to such a restaurant ? Even if i earn N500k daily. |
| Re: I Won't Go Close To Any Port Harcourt Girl With A NEPA Pole by ExperTrait(m): 6:30pm On Oct 08, 2015 |
ashmanpolo:e no sweet joor |
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