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| Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by abat4real37(f): 7:48am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Watching Football with women (especially your wife) can be interesting sometimes. The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small) : Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!! Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to African Magic). 2 Likes |
| Re: Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by nickyvil: 8:40am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by IceDude(m): 8:43am On Sep 19, 2015 |
Av seen this joke before but find it difficult to control my laughter whenever i read it  |
| Re: Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by elvisdaniels(m): 3:15pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
My ribs are all shaking |
| Re: Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by caprini1: 6:59pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
abat4real37:EPIC  |
| Re: Conversation Between Husband And Wife watching Football Match by Nobody: 8:47pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
how many thousand times are we gonna see diz? |
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