Good morning && A Happy Sunday to all of You..

I want to share an ugly experience with you guys.
Awoof & Longer Throat has killed me.
This is my story.............
I was kind of bored yesterday as at 1pm-2pm so I decided doing some stuffs with my phone(playing games,music& movie downloads e.t.c)with the zeal that when CHELSEA vs ARSENAL match begins I will subscribe with my phone to watch the match....Tho I was not having airtime on the phone(Samsung Galaxy E5)I wanted to use for the match,But I had #93. Naira on my other phone(Nokia torch)which I had planned to transfer small money to my other phone ( Samsung E5)and I was planning to subscribe my normal #70 Naira a day Subscription that I usually run with my AUTOPROXY & SIMPLE SERVER ....To cut the Story Short my BROTHERS AND SISTERS as at 2pm I decided to call my younger brother to know when the match will begin ,Which I later did n he told me to wait...that he wants to check it online,he called me afterwards to tell me that it's been long they have started n they have played up to 63.minutes.I ended the call immediately inorder to transfer the airtime n watch my match oh.I wanted to confirm some stuff from my Brother so I called him after the call .... ....Behold my BROTHERS AND SISTERS After I had ended the call I saw a Notification from MTN that reads.....your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *302*AMOUNT # which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited of #1000 airtime n I was happy that MTN IS IN TROUBLE but I never knew that I was going for my doom,So l continued dialling until I got credited of #10,000 I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN....THAT continued reading You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT ,shortly after the msgs came in I started seeing the most annoying n terrifying Part of it which was text msgs from my ZENITH BANK that the sum of #10,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesterday My body system has not being the same.
Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oh.

I pluck out ur name frm d book of mumu nd put it in d book of sense..

as in? ko ye MI

Lalasticlala please move this thread to the front page. It is front page worthy.

....Behold my BROTHERS AND SISTERS After I had ended the call I saw a Notification from MTN that reads.....your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *302*AMOUNT # which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited of #1000 airtime n I was happy that MTN IS IN TROUBLE but I never knew that I was going for my doom,So l continued dialling until I got credited of #10,000 I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN....THAT continued reading You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT ,shortly after the msgs came in I started seeing the most annoying n terrifying Part of it which was text msgs from my ZENITH BANK that the sum of #10,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesterday My body system has not being the same.
Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oh.

Pathetic

Real gbese

OMG lwkm o boy take heart o cuz all hope is not lost, u can sell d credit tru share n sell, but wait make i laff small

Seriously... Its funny, from the point I saw *302*amount# I already know its gonna be deducted from your bank account, its not a new thing, I use *737# for my gtb account

hahahahahahsha......oboi ehhh!!!! I don laf taya