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Oh My! by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Apr 14, 2009
In the wee hours of this morning, snuggling close to my wife, the fresh air coming through the windows cooling my hot skin, I wrap my arms around my wife to feel the soft roundness of her behind, my manliness at attention looking for solace, I placed
My palm on the soft swell of her breast, she signed, I caressed her gently sending warm erotic shivers down her spine, She pressed herself against my hardness making me skydive into pure bliss. I placed my lips on hers, and we kissed gently and yet passionately with our hands softly ravaging each other, I placed my finger in her honey pot and gently stroked her while she wriggled and moaned and I knew it was time to possess her when suddenly I heard shouts outside which jolted me from the mountain of bliss, I rushed outside and asked my neighbors what the noise was all about and I was told that a thief broke into one of the apartments, after some few minutes elapsed I noticed that the women around where giggling while the men where laughing out loud, I was puzzled and asked what the matter was, only for one of the women to point at me, confused I looked down at myself and realized that in my haste, I had worn my wife’s black underwear outside with nothing beneath!
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 12:04pm On Apr 14, 2009
Clemcykul for christ sake why are u doin this to yourself? grin
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 12:04pm On Apr 14, 2009
undecided
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 12:08pm On Apr 14, 2009
Black underwear . . .with nothing beneath? hmmmm. undecided

*cracking my brain find the laughing matter*
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 12:13pm On Apr 14, 2009
at least it cover sumtin
Re: Oh My! by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On Apr 14, 2009
studio43:

Clemcykul for christ sake why are u doin this to yourself? grin

lol
Re: Oh My! by romsky: 12:33pm On Apr 14, 2009
bad nebos
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 12:35pm On Apr 14, 2009
who?
Re: Oh My! by dani1luv: 12:35pm On Apr 14, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy c l u m s y cheesy
Re: Oh My! by Lolabbey: 12:39pm On Apr 14, 2009
:d :d :d :d :d
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 12:40pm On Apr 14, 2009
is that sign language?
Re: Oh My! by romsky: 12:46pm On Apr 14, 2009
na epileptic typing
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 12:47pm On Apr 14, 2009
she dey write music note
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 12:49pm On Apr 14, 2009
hahahahhaa shola sef grin
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 12:55pm On Apr 14, 2009
she be musician abi? no wonders.

La La Bey. grin
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 12:56pm On Apr 14, 2009
ooooooooooooooooooppppppppppsss
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 12:57pm On Apr 14, 2009
shola get ready o, cuz the babe don dey lunch her own missile grin
Re: Oh My! by romsky: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2009
no she still dey praying mat
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 1:02pm On Apr 14, 2009
and i dey wait for her coming also
Ipadabo Abija
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2009
Lola a muslim>?

pleeasseeee sad
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 1:18pm On Apr 14, 2009
yes she s a Muslim only when we are celebrating sumtin
Re: Oh My! by sylve11: 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2009
romade:

no she still dey praying mat

lol cool
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 1:27pm On Apr 14, 2009
i heard that Lola is in Al Quaeda. 2nd in command to Osama. shocked
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 1:28pm On Apr 14, 2009
Na u talk am o grin
Re: Oh My! by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Apr 14, 2009
*Covers bla bla bla wid hands*
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 1:40pm On Apr 14, 2009
why una dey cover?
let everybody see now
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 1:40pm On Apr 14, 2009
dials clemcykul's number  grin
Re: Oh My! by mykali(m): 1:43pm On Apr 14, 2009
*grriiiiiing grriiiiing* no answer. pls try again l8r
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 1:45pm On Apr 14, 2009
*the suscriber you call is out of reach please dont ever try it again*
Re: Oh My! by studio43(m): 1:46pm On Apr 14, 2009
she nor dey ever load that yeye Trium phone wey she dey use.

why dem nor go cut her line grin
Re: Oh My! by romsky: 1:47pm On Apr 14, 2009
not reachable due to tu much bla bla blarism
Re: Oh My! by sholabanke(m): 1:48pm On Apr 14, 2009
hhhmmm
i hear that thing dey disturb network

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