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Welcome To Nigeria by Kingsley1000(m): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2015
welcome to nigeria where an okada man will carry 5people(3for back,2front)......
welcome to nigeria where keke go carry 15bags of cements,rods with passengers.......welcome to nigeria where girls see it abominable to ask a guy out.....where you plug ur phone inside church......welcome to nigeria where any stranger(girl)you try to chat up with(she decodes u want to woo her)......welcome to nigeria where a begger be like "bros i get change o"..........welcome to nigeria where you misfortune is attributed to that old woman in your village..............where pastor will fiercely coerce or violently force devil to leave(lol are they stubborn?)...............
Welcome to Nigeria, where typing amen to
pastor's prayers
on facebook will save you from your village
witches and
make you a billionaire...
Welcome to Nigeria, where Jesus Christ sends
you a
WhatsApp message and threatens to kill you if
you do not
send it to 20 people. The most annoying thing in
all, is that
graduates and supposed learned people send
these
''miracle messages'' to their friends everyday.
These
messages carry lots of threats; Some of the
messages say
you will suffer or go broke for a week if you don't
send
them...
As Christians, we need to keep an open mind
and be
discerning and also open our hearts and minds
to healthy
discussions. We need to think... God will punish
you if you
refuse to send those messages? Do you think
your destiny is
tied to a message on social media? Do you
believe
We claim to be children of God but we are
scared of the
future, scared of little things. You relay a
message to 20
people on social media and believe in your heart
that you
will wake up tomorrow a billionaire...What is
wrong with us?
Like seriously, what is really wrong with us?
...Without prayers, hardwork, determination ,
purpose &
grace of God ''miracle messages'' on social
media are not
invisible hands that can instantly make us rich...
Stop spreading your fears on social media
because we are
not gullible...Our God is too big to send threats
to make
people obey Him. Our God will never do that. We
need
messages that will transform souls and not
messages that
will threaten people to create unecessary fear
and panic.
''IN HIM ALONE IS LIFE".....

add yours..........

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Re: Welcome To Nigeria by kiddkash(m): 4:50pm On Sep 21, 2015
Nigeria is the best country in the world

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