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Welcome To Nigeria by Kingsley1000(m): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
welcome to nigeria where an okada man will carry 5people(3for back,2front)...... welcome to nigeria where keke go carry 15bags of cements,rods with passengers.......welcome to nigeria where girls see it abominable to ask a guy out.....where you plug ur phone inside church......welcome to nigeria where any stranger(girl)you try to chat up with(she decodes u want to woo her)......welcome to nigeria where a begger be like "bros i get change o"..........welcome to nigeria where you misfortune is attributed to that old woman in your village..............where pastor will fiercely coerce or violently force devil to leave(lol are they stubborn?)............... Welcome to Nigeria, where typing amen to pastor's prayers on facebook will save you from your village witches and make you a billionaire... Welcome to Nigeria, where Jesus Christ sends you a WhatsApp message and threatens to kill you if you do not send it to 20 people. The most annoying thing in all, is that graduates and supposed learned people send these ''miracle messages'' to their friends everyday. These messages carry lots of threats; Some of the messages say you will suffer or go broke for a week if you don't send them... As Christians, we need to keep an open mind and be discerning and also open our hearts and minds to healthy discussions. We need to think... God will punish you if you refuse to send those messages? Do you think your destiny is tied to a message on social media? Do you believe We claim to be children of God but we are scared of the future, scared of little things. You relay a message to 20 people on social media and believe in your heart that you will wake up tomorrow a billionaire...What is wrong with us? Like seriously, what is really wrong with us? ...Without prayers, hardwork, determination , purpose & grace of God ''miracle messages'' on social media are not invisible hands that can instantly make us rich... Stop spreading your fears on social media because we are not gullible...Our God is too big to send threats to make people obey Him. Our God will never do that. We need messages that will transform souls and not messages that will threaten people to create unecessary fear and panic. ''IN HIM ALONE IS LIFE"..... add yours.......... 1 Like |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by kiddkash(m): 4:50pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
Nigeria is the best country in the world 1 Like |
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