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Funny!!! by uzo4real(m): 5:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
COST OF A WOMAN' S TEAR.
Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5,000 Naira.
A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry.
But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira and Powder; 200 Naira.
Total for men; 350 Naira. Good afternoon, do have a lovely week ahead
Re: Funny!!! by Elypsis(m): 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
Choi! Only women? Naso dem go take finish this country money o. Am proud to be. A man
Re: Funny!!! by Nobody: 6:42pm On Sep 21, 2015
hmmm hilarious ...u no I once asked s friend ...that y do only ladies use makeup.. y not guys??
cos 2b honest wit u ...most ladies' confidence lie in dier makeup

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