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Leave Letters by tytylayor: 8:33am On Apr 15, 2009 |
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India , 1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2.From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, " 3. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, " 4. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith, " 10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, " 11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. |
Re: Leave Letters by Lolabbey: 8:45am On Apr 15, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Leave Letters by benedictac(f): 9:20am On Apr 15, 2009 |
hahahahaha |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 9:34am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i ruv 1, 3 , 7, 10, 11 & 12 |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 9:44am On Apr 15, 2009 |
the last is okay with me |
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 9:56am On Apr 15, 2009 |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 9:58am On Apr 15, 2009 |
my GOD! which kind teeth be this dani please close-up |
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 10:03am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i use macleans/dabur and not close-up |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:08am On Apr 15, 2009 |
infact i go recomend the better one of all MAXAM toothpaste |
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 10:08am On Apr 15, 2009 |
dani can advertise o |
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 10:40am On Apr 15, 2009 |
@OLOLUMI U R DAMN TOO PRECIOUS |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 10:43am On Apr 15, 2009 |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:46am On Apr 15, 2009 |
see flirting in the house |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 10:48am On Apr 15, 2009 |
remove ya eye |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i too small for all that |
Re: Leave Letters by elowa: 10:55am On Apr 15, 2009 |
then run back to your mother b4 you are corrupted |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:00am On Apr 15, 2009 |
thats what am doing now |
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 11:02am On Apr 15, 2009 |
reskect is . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 11:02am On Apr 15, 2009 |
den do it smartly |
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 11:04am On Apr 15, 2009 |
hmmm, you get mouth. |
Re: Leave Letters by naijababe2(f): 11:05am On Apr 15, 2009 |
sholabanke: PAKO STICK WORKS BETTER |
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 11:07am On Apr 15, 2009 |
this is serious. |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:20am On Apr 15, 2009 |
we hav different types of pako now |
Re: Leave Letters by naijababe2(f): 11:42am On Apr 15, 2009 |
wIcH oNe Do u uSe? |
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 11:44am On Apr 15, 2009 |
dis na originanaijabebe sister? |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:46am On Apr 15, 2009 |
okay i dey use ORIN |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 11:50am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i prefer pako ijebu, orin ata tu dey hot |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:52am On Apr 15, 2009 |
that mean sey u get alot of virus for mouth so orin go help u kill them faster-faster |
Re: Leave Letters by Lolabbey: 11:55am On Apr 15, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 11:58am On Apr 15, 2009 |
hey sweety where have u been? |
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 12:09pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
hummer |
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 12:30pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
Lincoln navigator or na Range-rover |
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