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Leave Letters by tytylayor: 8:33am On Apr 15, 2009
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ,

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, "

3. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, "

4. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith, "

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Re: Leave Letters by Lolabbey: 8:45am On Apr 15, 2009
lol
Re: Leave Letters by benedictac(f): 9:20am On Apr 15, 2009
hahahahaha grin
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 9:34am On Apr 15, 2009
i ruv 1, 3 , 7, 10, 11 & 12
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 9:44am On Apr 15, 2009
the last is okay with me
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 9:56am On Apr 15, 2009
grin grin
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Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 9:58am On Apr 15, 2009
my GOD!
which kind teeth be this
dani please close-up
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 10:03am On Apr 15, 2009
i use macleans/dabur and not close-up tongue
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:08am On Apr 15, 2009
infact
i go recomend the better one of all
MAXAM toothpaste
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 10:08am On Apr 15, 2009
dani can advertise o cheesy
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 10:40am On Apr 15, 2009
@OLOLUMI U R DAMN TOO PRECIOUS kiss kiss
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 10:43am On Apr 15, 2009
kiss
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:46am On Apr 15, 2009
see flirting in the house
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 10:48am On Apr 15, 2009
remove ya eye
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2009
i too small for all that
Re: Leave Letters by elowa: 10:55am On Apr 15, 2009
then run back to your mother b4 you are corrupted
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:00am On Apr 15, 2009
thats what am doing now
Re: Leave Letters by dani1luv: 11:02am On Apr 15, 2009
reskect is . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 11:02am On Apr 15, 2009
den do it smartly
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 11:04am On Apr 15, 2009
hmmm, you get mouth.
Re: Leave Letters by naijababe2(f): 11:05am On Apr 15, 2009
sholabanke:

infact
i go recomend the better one of all
MAXAM toothpaste

PAKO STICK WORKS BETTER
Re: Leave Letters by Ben13: 11:07am On Apr 15, 2009
this is serious.
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:20am On Apr 15, 2009
we hav different types of pako now
Re: Leave Letters by naijababe2(f): 11:42am On Apr 15, 2009
wIcH oNe Do u uSe?
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 11:44am On Apr 15, 2009
dis na originanaijabebe sister? cool
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:46am On Apr 15, 2009
okay
i dey use ORIN
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 11:50am On Apr 15, 2009
i prefer pako ijebu, orin ata tu dey hot
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 11:52am On Apr 15, 2009
that mean sey u get alot of virus for mouth
so orin go help u kill them faster-faster
Re: Leave Letters by Lolabbey: 11:55am On Apr 15, 2009
hmmmm
Re: Leave Letters by sylve11: 11:58am On Apr 15, 2009
hey sweety where have u been? cool
Re: Leave Letters by romsky: 12:09pm On Apr 15, 2009
hummer
Re: Leave Letters by sholabanke(m): 12:30pm On Apr 15, 2009
Lincoln navigator or na Range-rover

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