philGeo:
When she visit me, i sat on bed, she look at me and said "so you don't know how to make me happy"

jonaifame22:
now some gals will wan 2 quote u as telln lie, u knw dey are very curious, na dere u go come show dem sey khaki no be leather

Slimzjoe:


Bro, Come tell me truth for Ear
Na True

NinaNigeria:


lol, the last part is funny

quiinnBee:
cant pinpoint any right now say yours

MrsPhyno:
Who's this your new sidekick ehn?

IamLEGEND1:

we don hear,
Mrs.Linus.

me wey know say you pack plenty for mind

Come share joor..... then me too I go drop my own.

IamLEGEND1:


Oh mah bad....

Quiinnbee,this is Mrsphyno my 2nd wife.

Mrspynó,this is quíinnbee my latest wife.....

So please show her around and make her feel welcome.....

IamLEGEND1:


Oh mah bad....

Quiinnbee,this is Mrsphyno my 2nd wife.

Mrspynó,this is quíinnbee my latest wife.....

So please show her around and make her feel welcome.....

MrsPhyno:
Ghen Ghen He's an 'on to the next' kinda guy
Woman welcome to the harem o. I'm the pretty wife

Emodeee:
It was a comment by missmossy. She said something intimate to me.

quiinnBee:

hehe.am serious.guys say weird things daily.dont even know which to say, but its easier for you to say yours, considering you're a guy

quiinnBee:

hehe.nice, but we are already acquainted. MrsPhynó not to worry.your hub is safe with me

quiinnBee:

we've already met.remember me ?

MrsPhyno:

Of course I do You guys are funny, from fighting to marriage. I'm thinking of leaving him so prepare urself he's annoying af

IamLEGEND1:


see this one....

ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO WAS SHOW HER AROUND!

But u don already dey run ur (fine)mouth

and we all know you're just trying to scare her away so you can have all this Fulani sweetness for urself.....

IamLEGEND1:


well,a girl did tell me that I had feminine-looking lips....

it was supposed to be a compliment but I was like "WHATCU SAY GURL?"

The first rule of complimenting a fine bobo like me is to never compare any feature you see to a girl's...

but sadly,bítch didn't learn.....

MrsPhyno:

Of course I do You guys are funny, from fighting to marriage. I'm thinking of leaving him so prepare urself he's annoying af

IamLEGEND1:

What?
but I don't wanna be safe with you..... ""

Hazardd:
I came here to read lies..

MrsPhyno:

U don see my new DP ?

tosyne2much:
Na the truth i yarn u so baba

the Truth be say you be 2 minutes Niggu

espionagesavvy:
Op either you are a child or simply stupid, you posts are always an aberration, respond me and die within 7 days, test me and see.

IamLEGEND1:


so why U come stylishly expose one bóob?
to seduce me abi?
keep uploading all those stuffz,u go know wetin to do when u see me for ur doorstep

NOBODYY:
She said "baby did u dip ur d.ck in a pile of sugar?? Cuz its damn sweet"






Na lie i dey lie oo

jonaifame22:
dairy of a pained and frustrated monkey! Smh

Martins301:
Ah! One time I was chatting with Ishilove on phone and she was like 'Martins your lips is so sexy.' Nna this babe neva see my face b4 o

espionagesavvy:


What is wrong with u, must u battle anybody that responds to your post and must you post be raunchy, bawdy and lewd, think about spreading constructive info online not only sex and stupid things, there is simply more to life, compareur profile to other people's profile, urs is just different... you are the kind of person people delete there account on NL to avoid. CHANGE BRO. And I have had my own fair share of skirts and erotica, I am tired of it all, maybe sha ur posts reflect the level of ur development process, the stage where a young man is surrealed and hypnotized by girls, the stage where a young man feels womanity for the first time, de virgin stage or simply u have refused to grow.

jonaifame22:
smh u just stressed ur keypads and waisted ur weak energy for nothing,I salute ur wisdom, monkey! little did I even know dat I was keepin u busy all the while wth my posts as u seem to knw d kind of stuff I post