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Real Wahala For You If You Do Any Of These by ricsman(m): 6:47pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
THE REAL DEFINITION OF WAHALA, IN CASE U
DONT KNOW
DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
~When the person interviewing you
at your new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic. You go apologise
tire.
~When you tell your friend "your
mama!!!" and
then u turn around to see his/her
mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
~When Mosquito lands on your
father's bald head and u try to kill it
with your bare hands. You must
provide d proof ohh, or else...
~ When you update"salary things"
on Facebook and your landlord
comments "on point"""U go travel go
villa by force.
~ When you're in a bus and you
dispose of #500 note instead of gala
wrapper. O'boy, E don red be dat!
~ When ur Dad works at NEPA and
they take
light and you shout "God punish
NEPA"..and he's there with u. Na ur
mama go start to pay ur school fees.
~ When u dey on top okada and the
okada man
dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket
to Baba God be dat.
~ When you finish eating in an
eatery and u find out wallet fell out
in a taxi...Start to prepare ur
grammar.
~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own
don finish.
~ When u give beggar #500 note
instead of #50.
~When soldier punish u finish come
release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike
come shout"officer thunder fire u"
and ur bike no come
gree start again.
~When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala
and the
seller run wit N950 change, OYO for
u.
~When you post on
Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and
ur boss like
ur post. No just go work tomoro 1 Like |
Re: Real Wahala For You If You Do Any Of These by prof17(m): 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
When Nigerians happily match Goodluck out and settled with Durra fulani dull,merage APC that one na real Gobe!!! |
Re: Real Wahala For You If You Do Any Of These by Ibmswapzer(m): 10:47am On Sep 26, 2015 |
[b][/b] lol |
Re: Real Wahala For You If You Do Any Of These by CivilzedTyger(m): 11:48am On Sep 26, 2015 |
Lolz Dat wen u post my boss is an idiot and ur boss likes d post 1 Like |
Re: Real Wahala For You If You Do Any Of These by Nobody: 10:22pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Lwtmb |
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