jejemanito:
Because you were in lust and not in love with her.

Is there any difference?

sweetorgasms:
MIne was bringing out my prick so she can see it, then asking her if its very big? though i was there with 3 ladies alone. "mehnnn they later came seperately 4 their share

Lie

donstriker0:
Mine was that i was trecking along the road and i wasn't concentrating on the road instead i was busy following one of my friend with a big ass na for there i just miss leg ,oboy na ground i for con see my self .it was so embarrassing

lolz, bro neva u underestimate d power of a woman. Feel ur pain bro

I used my erect di.ckson to brush her behind.konji hold me that day ehn.

seunlayi:
When I ask a girl to dress up after undressing her to the last. .... She dey smell one kind

mine was that i undressed her using my hand to do the *, was afraid of sex, she begged me but i refused she just dump me after that day

macsilver:

haba brother! 2 km. Thats around 2 thousand metres. Wetin! Where una dey waka go, Heaven? Your exaggeration no be small

bro no mind me. i don forget say na 1000m=1km, i calculated 100m=1km..



how i go follow yansh for 2000m.. even ogbanje no fit make me do am..

Mine was, I saw a girl I dunno on d road, mehn, she was so slim and I walked up to her and told her she's so tiny that she could pass through the hole of a needle, o boy, the next thing na slap land for ma face.... I just turn back they smile....

saaedlee:
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

hahaha omo see funny story oo, after rising your ego na your invigilator she come be ))

youngice:
2- when I see a fine girl
I ultimately lose the ability to price well , like when I boarded of bus of 100 naira for 200

I understand that bro... just that I always overcome mine sha no matter what

jonaifame22:
I love that stuff a lot, to some niggers it's weird but truth be told when I see a lady I like before I even think of kissing her or fvcking her, the first thought dat comes to my mind is "when will I get to give this gal a head"

Hmmmmm...

macklef: Funniest thing i have done was to dress like a girl in their room.

I was teasing them of how shallow dey were with dier dressing n cat walking so
I decided to teach dem how to dress n catwalk in dier clothes, wigs n make up.
They laughed so much that day ehn, we have a video of it, i cant imagin how many times
Dey tried to use it to blackmail me against my babes, dey tell me theyld still keep the video
Years to come. Anyday i do mistake n blow that the video is gonna go viral.

But aswear it is embarassing

Oops holding you to ransom

You better no fûck up

gosh I was so terrible when it comes to girls thing I will plan on things I want to say and do but when we are together or talking on the phone I will just freeze up that's how bad it was then, but not anymore toasts anything toastable now

Hahaha guys have been acting crazy funny since time of Adams. Mine was when I foolishly followed a bea to her house, not know that she live with her harsh uncle. So after seeing her enter the house I summon courage and level to knock in the door, hoping that she will be the one to open the door . Surprisingly!!! The uncle open d door and angrily ask what I want. With fear I told him , am looking for where they sale corn while stammering. The wicked uncle called the babe to bring very dry corn, which she brought and give me ,that it cost #100. I foolishly paid for it wit the only money on me than, collect it and left . I made sure the corn bears all the anger in me that day. This happen long time ago.

Johniyke2flex:
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the next day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my babe, to let her know that I am as much a man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all what you know about electromagnetism." The world came crashing at that moment cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!

so funny and embarrassing too! This life eh

Anuoluwapo3054: hehehe....that night was funny, i was actually waiting for her to pass when i suddenly looked up and saw her coming with her nephew, i quickly pretended as if i had stomach ache just to get her attention...believe you me,it really worked because I was rolling on the floor that night then she came closer and closer....lifted me up and that was the beginning of our friendship. She's married today though, because I was shy to confess to her that i love her....we friendzoned each other for years though fun of each other but my problem was that I was too shy because u don't want to lose her company cos she might get angry.

Even if you confess your love, I doubt you two would still end up together.


Nice one tho

jejemanito:
Because you were in lust and not in love with her.

Wu ask u Amebo, talk ur own jawe

mine was dancing with a big loaded girl and suddenly my d*ckson was on the rise. she noticed and said what type of banana is dis and I replied "it is the banana of life".

On that fateful day, we were in the house alone and I asked that we roll in the hay but she wasn't cooperating boom! I popped out my joystick to convince her

Ferraricash:
When men were boiz, each time we notice a girl around that's when u see me and my friends fighting karate but the saddened part of it be sey we go burst our mouth with Chinese kicks and those small small girls go just laugh comot, abeg who lose

so funny! My friends and I were very fond of this back in the days. Whenever girls were around, you act to show yourself! The innocent olden days. Life eh

menxer:
Years back before Naija dreamed of GSM, One girl wey I dey toast told me, "If u are serious come and visit me in my village". Na so I mumuishly find my way from PH go the last bus stop in Ubakala, with no address except her first name, Ugadinma (apologies if I get the spelling wrong).

from the bus stop I befriended the guys there with enough palm wine, and the search took off in ernest.

3 girls in the village matched the description with the same name I gave and off we went to check them out one by one. But they all turn out not to be the girl.

At the last palm wine joint as I prepare to call off the search, as it was about 6pm, a guy walked in that happened to be a cousin to the girl I was looking for; as a job man, the guy asked for his fair share of palm wine and pepper soup before taking me where I want.

The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside.

Hope you married her? Cause na only wife material I fit do this kind ultimate search for!

Buy her gifts and yet no will always remain the answer. I'm wise now though

Paulpaulpaul:
Hmmmm! Mine is oh my Gosh!



I can't share it, my gf is a nairalander.

h mmm

scantee:
...Lol mine was crazy and emberrasing, i met this pretty gal @ a friends birthday party, then i was waiting for Nysc call-up, so i was living with my uncle in Abj, I asked my guy about the babe while we are on his birthday party, he said the babe is his elder sister's gf that both base in UK, he told me some intimidating stuffs about the babe, how classy, educated and rich she is, omo my river go down by force, so after the party we all went home, the next day i started mapping out a plan how i can get her number before she traveled back, fortunatly she will still stay up to three days 4 my guy their family house, so that early morning i rush down to business centre to design attractive complementary card to give her so i could get her number, oboy come see overhyped-lied comp card. "i claim to school abroad in the comp card, (E.G) Engr Ken. BS.c,MS.c,Nate, etc. (Conventry Uk) when i eventually met the gal that evening in ma guyz house they were chatting outside the compound, i sent my man to help me wishper to her, as she came to meet me oboy my river go flat again the combo goes thus: Me: Hi how are u doing? She: i'm good, to cut the long story short i just told her that i learnt she base UK so do I, she was like oh yee, to avoid she asking me many question that will fall my hand, i just told her please i will like to disscus something very important with her but unfortunately i am already late because i am going to somewhere but i will like to talk to her on phone later, so i brought out my lie packaged comp card and gave to her, i told her please call/flash me later in the day so we can talk before she goes back, she said ok and took the card from me, as i was about rushing outside the gate to avoid any questions/answers from her when she glance on the content of my comp my card, oboy my guy just called me back to ask me some silly questions about the combo...that gave the gal the time to glance on the card and she noticed that i graduated from her school CONVENTRY, she was like hey Mr Ken sorry you graduated here? Wahoo which department/course/year/ which side of the campus do you live bla bla, oboy i became deaf and dumb only manage to mention any year, she alearted her gf my guy sister that i graduated from their school, the gal was like WHO? haaa haa Mr Ken funny guy, oboy my guy sister know me home/abroad chai chai the girl come finish me join...i don't know how i manage to ran out of the compound, my guy/her sister/the new babe, all laughed hell out of me. The gal eventually text me her number after a day with a funny message. GUESS WHAT? "TODAY ALL THOSE LIES ARE NOW TRUTH" i eventually accomplished it all, and i dateded that same girl for 2+ years before i sent her packing, though we are still close friends. What a life.

(smiles) what a life indeed bro! So funny and touching story as well

foladaraawe:
h mmm

babe you're pretty!

Ferraricash:
There was a time I met this aunty, a very popular presenter Ni sha, I don make mouth for her sey I will handle her badly on our first date because I've not met her but we talk on phone, I make her feel my super active sex drive while on phone, now the D day we met, u gat to see how I melt seeing an aunty wey old pass me, my hand fall so she picked me up in her car and we drove down to her house, I don dey shake gan and she said boy if u stand there looking down nothing will happen as u always promise on phone , the first meeting I gave excuses that I can't perform and on several occasions when we meet, I just dey shiver until aunty vex and broke the relationship but now Omo guy don dey nack wella o shout out to all the sugar mummy

omo see gobe! Na wetin blind date dey cause be that. Funny

foladaraawe:
h mmm

are u the one he is talking about?

Abayor7:

babe you're pretty!

tnx

wakacome:
are u the one he is talking about?

no,I just like his reply

foladaraawe:
tnx

UWC

foladaraawe:
no,I just like his reply

nice....

ProfRoland:

hahahahahahaaha...lolzzzzz....dat means na kiri kiri u dey nw dey comment

I reject it! As the thing burst we put pure water straight

Taku555:
My best friend asked me to deliver a letter to his girlfriend back in secondary school days, I tore n read. After tearing it, i saw 200 which I removed n gv a complaint that the letter was on the way. May he forgive me. Remember, he was a village guy while the girl n I were in the city.

Oh my gush! Back in the days when guys write letter give friend to help him pass it to a girl he loved and be expecting her response. Some girls might play along, while others would report to their parents or come out to the class and read it in the front of everybody! Funny days.