hardychris:
A 5 year old boy was asked to lead in a worship song before they could pray one morning, he started with.

Good morning Jesus good morning Lord.

The next song was twinkle twinkle little star.

Hahaha I almost died laughing.

fpeter:
I have identical twin brothers, one lived in Abuja with us and the other lived in PH.
So my little cousin who also lived in ABJ with us knew only the twin in ABJ. We traveled home
for Christmas and then both twins were there too, my little cousin was used to only my
brother in ABJ. so when he saw the twin from PH in the bedroom and the one from ABJ
outside the house he became confused. He ran back and forth for awhile and exclaimed
to the one he knew "Uncle A. you have become 2"

Jomesh20:
I remembered my aunt carrying my nephew on her back, while walking she tripped and almost fell the next thing this boy would say was 'Grandma don't let me fall o. Let me come down before you injure me'. We were dumbfounded and burst into laughter

Ranks007:
bro u wan kil me wit laff, typical african settings....best thread in a while

cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.

Raplinx999:
While bathing with my 3 yrs old nephew, she my huge manhuud n tried to touch it, i told him not to! He asked why n i told him that its a gun n that it kills people.
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So the next afternoon, when i was in d room, he had a quarel with the other child who was a bit older n stronger than him. Meanwhile in d room, i over heard em quarellinq, n the boy told my nephew
" i'll beat u untill u cry n if ur father come, i'll run to our village n he will not see me"
u knw kids naa, then my nephew boastfully replied
"taaaa! U dont knw that my big broda inside has a gun that he puts in his trouser, if u find my trouble again, i'll call him and he will bring it out and shoot u!"
. The oda kid quickly ran away!

Nickymezor:
Wat a funny thread... Hahaha, Kids will always be Kids... I rem wen my lil nephew needed a tooth pick afta eating. The lil dude went to help himself wit one. Wen i asked him wat he was doing he told me he wanted ONE PICK thinking Tooth pick meant TWO PICKS.... We. laughed hard dat day

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahahahaha @ ONE PICK.. Next time, give him THREE PICKS; for breakfast, lunch and dinner .. Children sha..

Tobermom:

Honestly i cringe at posts like these. Why were you even having a bath with your nephew in the first place. I think thats unecessary. plus why tell him tales bout genitals being weapons? It would have been easier to just explain that its your pee pee just like his except the difference in size has to do with age. Some "awkwardness" can be avoided if we just tell these children the truth. Instead of making them have "ideas"
Thought this thread was bout children? Who cares what youre packing. Mscheewwww

Thanks totfulguy, you havevmade a lot of us laugh. God bless you

roqchiq:
Thanks to the OP and all who contributed, for this wonderful thread. It has given me joy. I pray that God will bless me (and other wives who desire to be mothers) with beautiful and healthy children so that stories like these will continue to be.

Luckygurl:
Me: Daddy buy something for me while coming back

Dad: I'll buy nothing for you when coming back

Me: yes! Don't forget to buy nothing for me oo

Announcing to anyone who cares to listen, Daddy will buy nothing for meeee

A shocker awaits me when he comes back...

Me: Dad where;s the nothing you promised to buy

Dad: I bought nothing na

Lol!! Obviously he got something for me but having a little fun with my supposed ignorance ain't a bad thing I guess.

My family still teases me with it till this day

spacyzuma:


LMFAO LWKMD!

Luckygurl:




Funny acts right there

And I hope you succumb to that temptation

spacyzuma:


I'm not succumbing to anything. Personal stuff is for twitter and I'M networks

awesome11:


By the virtue of the pure joy and the gladdening of our hearts this thread has provided to us, I annoint you for blessed children.. Not a joke, mark today's date and share your testimony with us in 9months time.

raffyreuz:
My neighbour's little gal was walkn around wearing just a pant. So mum was like "Blessing,why arn't you wearing your clothes?"

She replied "My cloth have break" lol,i cudn't hold bk the lafta