We've waited endlessly and hopelessly for it. Two weeks now and our bulbs have gone to sleep. With my phone dead, three minutes late for work, i walked towards the main door when i heard people screaming "UP NEPA!!!"

I loved her so much, she was everything I had,but this faithful day I saw her pant down in my friends car, wondering who to kill because the gun has just one bullet,emotional and unstable as I was, I shut myself ,the sound of the gun was funny like a toy gun, then I realised I must have done a gun swap with my neighbors kid toy gun.

The sun is now clear in the east, the cold winds seemed to have ceased, bye bye to the rain..it is summer again!

She claims to love me every morning I woke up from sleep but I came back from work on time to find her doing some press up with the gardener.

Group of igbo people who in quest of money ended as vultures. Despite all the efforts made to tone them, only their legs where humans.

Its so sweet, a desire of the tongue, I grab the jug to take a sip, Alas I had finished the coffee drink earlier

He saw her standing across the high way. Beautiful and elegant, she stood. With reckless abandon, he sauntered to meet the woman of his dreams. A truck ran over him.

I lay sprawled next to her, smiling sheepishly like a well fed cat. I'd just done the unthinkable and I didn't even feel any remorse.

The time was Quarter Past two,Olamide and Pepenazi chorused,its high time, for the Olosho's and Eruiku's to come in,its not illegal.

I was warned never to take a second look. I disobeyed, now seriously entangled and addicted ..Nairaland, you are so enticing.

He said:I am at the market, she cried as she begged him to come back home; he responded "I love you mariam" then screamed...allahu akbar!

nintal:
Group of igbo people who in quest of money ended as vultures. Despite all the efforts made to tone them, only their legs where humans.

Nintal always showed tribalism. But he never listened to our pleas to stop until he was almost shot by some gunmen.

She brought his mouth close to hers and whispered, 'I love you,just as you are:imperfect yet divine'

fairygeh:
The time was Quarter Past two,Olamide and Pepenazi chorused,its high time, for the Olosho's and Eruiku's to come in,its not illegal.

Rotflmao.

What a story.

The crowd gathered at the sight of the daredevil robbers astonished, wondering how low the mighty had fallen, while Linda wept at discovering the " magun"

I saw her smiling at me from distance. But being a married woman now, I couldn't touch her like I used to.

The fans were nervous as he stood on the ball, he looked at the keeper and here he comes...over the bar! He missed again.

freecocoa:
Rotflmao.

What a story.

Hahaha, lol.just trying to be creative

I held her onion shaped cheeks so tight feeling her fleshy silky smooth skin in cloud seven; my long don disappeared and re-appeared with every motion, sweet.

Divepen1:
Authors believe it sweet to tweet stories. So, I started posting stories on my whatsapp status and it made sense.


You can try it out.
.Here's an example.

Tunde jumped into the river and people said he was mad but when he returned with the drowning queen, he was called a hero.

Fayose looked at the television with hatred and anger. Looking at the one bullet pistol on the table, he picked it up to his forehead squeezing the trigger. "Damn you Buhari"

Lifeless on the rope was Chief Ola. Tattered. I couldn't believe what depression had done to the man who was once my village's richest man.

After years of waiting and trying, there they were, her twins, tears began to fall, one look into their eyes, she was helplessly in love.

fairygeh:

Hahaha, lol.just trying to be creative

You tried very well.

Minemrys:

Fayose looked at the television with hatred and anger. Looking at the one bullet pistol on the table, he picked it up to his forehead squeezing the trigger. "Damn you Buhari"

You people are something else.

There was a picture of me in my phone sleeping...


I live alone...

#TrueStory...

The Man of God laid his hand on my head and commanded me to stand up. I stood up, long enough to crash back into my wheel chair. Why does Mother still believe in these Miracles?.

"First time i kissed a girl, I fainted, Before i could get up, I heard she laughed and died"

freecocoa:
You tried very well.

Lol,thanks dear.

Hammering sounds woke me up from my dream... After I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams!!!

Sard:
I saw her smiling at me from distance. But being a married woman now, I couldn't touch her like I used to.

Married woman, are u a lesbian?