No be small thing we I see, oh.

for my area, Because i sabi operate almost any phone, them come tink say I be computer guru,_{One eyed man} well I dey enjoy the status no be small,

one day I go my friend house, im anty see me come call me dey tell me about the thing wey do im phone, she say the phone fall inside water,

na im I tell am say make she losen am dry am before she go use am again _{this one na big information for my area} Na im I go house, as I dey come the next day, I ask am where the phone dey,,, Na im she bring the phone, as I look am, well well, I come dey wonder the make of this Nokia wey I never see before for my life, the screen bend somehhow, na im i ask the aunty weda na only water the phone enter wey e take be like this/?

Aunty----- Em you tell me say make I make am dry before I use am,, emm, as you know say rain fall yesterday so sun no come out atall, so i come on the stove, say make i put am so that e go dry na im make the screen come be like that oh






which kain stupidness be this??

stupidness lol

its stupidity my dear, nice joke though

lol , she could av put it inside a microwave,lol,it wil turn frm nokia to cokia.

that's correct, my darling.

lol

wetin be dat dear?

go away!

na only skirt you go dey follow, until you go fall inside hole

which hole?

hole of pleasure

wteva

anything

like?

abeg make ona free me jare

u dey jail

mr jailer stop calling her a prisoner