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Need A Guy by Nobody: 4:25pm On Apr 20, 2009
Please, I am looking for a special guy that will make me his all, the guy should be between the age of 40-98 at least 4 foot 5, sweat alot, a receiving hairline would not be bad, contain a heavy stomach and a sexy dose of mouth odour. Hope I am not asking for too much, pls, get in contact with me on 0809873773 and/or eggyhot@date.com, serious people only pls. tnks.
Re: Need A Guy by MrCrackles(m): 4:27pm On Apr 20, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Need A Guy by MrCrackles(m): 4:28pm On Apr 20, 2009
IBK oniranu, i hope you get your man in the name of the GOD grin
Re: Need A Guy by romsky: 4:28pm On Apr 20, 2009
yeye grab her fone numbers b4 small pikins dem push u omot for road
Re: Need A Guy by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 20, 2009
@MrCrackles
Thankyou for your blessings smiley
Re: Need A Guy by Ben13: 4:30pm On Apr 20, 2009
so this is the reason why you refused my proposal.

you prefer settling down wiff a demon!
Re: Need A Guy by romsky: 4:45pm On Apr 20, 2009
oya re-propose but wait o na u she take style dey xpose so
omo u wowo pass wowo o
Re: Need A Guy by Lolabbey: 4:56pm On Apr 20, 2009
wetin we no go see 4 nrlnd
Re: Need A Guy by clemcykul(f): 5:10pm On Apr 20, 2009
bu ha ha ha
Re: Need A Guy by Ben13: 5:13pm On Apr 20, 2009
that laff should be modified, clems.
Re: Need A Guy by clemcykul(f): 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2009
;d
Re: Need A Guy by D1KeleVra(m): 3:34pm On Apr 21, 2009
Chai! Wonders truly, would never end
Re: Need A Guy by lwise(m): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2009
Abeg make una no mind the poster jare

the girl no fine at alllllllllllll
she wowo tufiakwa

na only dat kind man fit marry am, grin grin grin
Re: Need A Guy by Nobody: 4:03pm On Apr 21, 2009
Haba, no responses?
Re: Need A Guy by Ben13: 4:16pm On Apr 21, 2009
ur fone number nor dey work
Re: Need A Guy by Nobody: 4:18pm On Apr 21, 2009
But it's the right number, what of the email?
Re: Need A Guy by mykali(m): 4:21pm On Apr 21, 2009
ibkaye . . . .jesus christ.

i know this is the jokes thread, but please, tell me this is a joke that i am seeing . . .



YOU HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN?  shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked

grin
Re: Need A Guy by Nobody: 4:22pm On Apr 21, 2009
Yes wink
Re: Need A Guy by Ben13: 4:25pm On Apr 21, 2009
this is becoming serious!

where is romade? we all know he's got these qualities undecided
Re: Need A Guy by mykali(m): 4:40pm On Apr 21, 2009
so romade has all this qualities? shocked
Re: Need A Guy by clemcykul(f): 5:03pm On Apr 21, 2009
lol

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