OPEN LETTER TO MY MATES IN PRIMARY AND
SECONDARY
SCHOOL
.
*To my classmates who refused to tear the
middle of
their
higher Education notebook for me to write a test,
I
hope you
are still
using that note?
.
*To those who refused to open their notebook
for me
to copy, I
hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft
company
now?
.
*To class captains who always writes my name
as one
of the
noise makers in the class simply because my
name is
very
easy to
spell, I hope u are the chairman of Ur local
government now!
.
*To those seniors who seized my belongings,
belt,
necklaces,
foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope u
have
obtained the
highest rank in custom force!
.
*To those who always collect the little my
parents gave
me
and made me go hungry without pity, and those
who
always
break
into my locker and steal my belongings, hope u
have
broke
world bank now!
.
*To those who maltreats me because I was too
tender,
and
those who always refuse to
fix me in school football matches because u
think I
cannot do
it, I hope Chelsea or Barcelona has picked u!
.
*To those who made a drawing on the school
board,specifically
car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a
drawn
car?
Butits OK, I hope u have designed aircraft!
.
Though I missed u all, wish we could ever re-
connect
again, u
guys
taught me so many lessons, the good and the
bad, I
appreciate
u all, may
God guide u all in Ur various careers and
occupations,
long life
and prosperous,
Despite that I might not recognise Ur handsome
and
beautiful
faces, but I wish u all the best AMEN
.
Drop Your Own Secondary School Experience
Let's
Laugh It Out Loud



Big up to all Fred williams primary school students.( station bus stop), IJU GRAMMAR School students and Ezekiel Private college. Iju ishaga. May God bless our hustle

To all the ladies who refused to give me a chance hope u're all married now


to all those guys and babes when they call me ugly cos them fine pass me,hope una don become models

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Hello bae , why are u sad ?

To my mates who always jeer and taunt me hope you all are jostling to replace Lai Muhammad...