she go claim ownership of ur john Thomas! this is my property and I never will share I am right? u go mumuly answer! of course baby. meanwhile u Neva marry her.

14. Every girl is guilty of this: They demand for Tissue! lol[/quote]
Tissue for what??
Pls come clear.
Amu virgin.

Hmmmmmm dis one is very strong. Na wa ooo

As soon as they gets under ur boxer they'll be like the can just walk into your house anyhow even without knocking.

Iamoilprince:
10. they will want u to return the favour by cash or gift.

11. They start pretending that you are the first to go down there.

12. they ask you to come see their parents.

13. If u really hit the g spor hard you will see them the next day, but if not they will not pick ur calls again. lol

14. Every girl is guilty of this: They demand for Tissue! lol

ur 10 &11 make sense

they start telling u how they were forced or raped nd lost their virginity

One of the things that made me join nairaland is because it's lively. One can't but laugh at those points enumerated by the OP. In fact, one can't have high blood pressure if one visits this forum regularly.

djcliff:
she go claim ownership of ur john Thomas! this is my property and I never will share I am right? u go mumuly answer! of course baby. meanwhile u Neva marry her.

faithfulme:
Inasmuch as you are good on bed they keep calling and calling for more

Ladies that have tested real sex are never satisfied because they keep asking for more ,would even go as far as sending sms

Baby will you be available tomorrow?

Baby can I come over?

Baby I need to discuss something urgent with u

Even if she end up marrying another guy due to one reason to another she would still be asking to see you

The number 1 key to a woman's heart is DO IT WELL AND SHE WOULD REMEMBER YOU TILL DEATH

Could remember during my NYSC days in river state there is this uniport lady NO MATTER THE NUMBERS OF ROUND WE GET TO ,BE REST ASSURED SHE WOULD SHOW UP THE FOLLOWING DAY EITHER DEVIL LIKE IT OR NOT

ONLY THOSE THAT HAVE PLAYED LADIES PREMIER LEAGUE WOULD UNDERSTAND

Sex na bastard

Omo ma guy aswear u no lie ...Dis my ikwerre babe don nearly finish my Yung john career mehn!!

Minimum of Hot 4 rounds anyday we see mehnn!

I don give am query mehn...Man pikin nogo cum die na...but the only tin na say anytime wey i dey dig her cuunchy dat place dey do me like say I dey inside sugarland..

Tho she dey always buy confam blood tonic and protein supplements 4 me sha nd shes a fuckin preety, caring, smart nd respectful girl + her ringtone deserve grammy.

Dunno what 2 do sha...but sumtin must kill a nigga sha *tear*

M4gunners:
They will start bring their property one by one to your house. I hate this.

Looool aswear

Sameday..forgets her wristwatch

Nextday....brings a set of bra nd spare pant

Third coming....brings make up kit and spare shower cap

B4 u knw hau fr....ur house don turn to female boutique

Hehehe

Hahahaha omo see gobe

henrylowe:
Sequel to the thread created by Prof Tosyne2much, i decided to bring up a counter thread

Not only guys behave naughty. As a matter of fact, ladies are also guilty


1. Just because many of them ave only sex to offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

3. They try to start controlling your life after get under ur boxers

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under your boxers

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up, they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on u

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your neck, just because they have gotten under your boxers

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

10. Feel free to add the last one

cc
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala

OP is certainly taking from experience

You try to coerce a lady into sex, you are being tagged a person who's only in for sex. You practice celibacy, they
still go at your back bleeping somebody else
Ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them.

Oyind17:

That of the joystick, I ask if you want your babe to like about the size. if it is small then it is small, nothing more nothing less.

It is all about prospective. There are certainly some arguable points up there, as yoi have highlighted.

I only wanted to correct you notion that they were all nonsense.

Bis spaeter

SleekyPosh:



Omo ma guy aswear u no lie ...Dis my ikwerre babe don nearly finish my Yung john career mehn!!

Minimum of Hot 4 rounds anyday we see mehnn!

I don give am query mehn...Man pikin nogo cum die na...but the only tin na say anytime wey i dey dig her cuunchy dat place dey do me like say I dey inside sugarland..

Tho she dey always buy confam blood tonic and protein supplements 4 me sha nd shes a fuckin preety, caring, smart nd respectful girl + her ringtone deserve grammy.

Dunno what 2 do sha...but sumtin must kill a nigga sha *tear*

Simple , Na punany go kILL YOU be that .

odinese:
Even the ones with a stanky p*ssy...it annoys me most.

Omo broda even d devil will take bike upon smelling the odour wey dey ooze from some babez kuunny..

Nd some dnt even take chill @ all...still askin u to suck her stankhole while ure tinkin of the best Airfreshner to eradicate the whole smell when she eventually leaves...


Fellas nd homies...Be advised some of dis babes carry toxic ebolarized gaseous fumes inbetween em legs ooo.

Dnt fall a victim..

#Sleekyzpiece

Oyind17:
nonsense

Noted for obvious guilt

begwong:
Noted for obvious guilt

Lolll, I'm not guilty of any, am too decent for such.

jiorhemen:


What favor? How does having sex with a girl amount to favor for the guy. I thought sex is an action that involves genital contact between two people. If a girl asked you for money after sex, it's because you have given her the false impression that she did you a favor.

LMAO

shegsky:

Simple , Na punany go kILL YOU be that .

As ur Mama pussy take kill ur Papa na..U don 4get so soon..

OmoAle radarada.

People eye don see far for this life.

SleekyPosh:

As ur Mama pussy take kill ur Papa na..U don 4get so soon..
OmoAle radarada.

Excuse me. Who is these ?

anelen:
they start telling u how they were forced or raped nd lost their virginity

Lol. Confirm

Number 6. All the kings in the house should take note.
After series of unprotected sex, two become one.
If she channels the curses well, it's almost as good as you raining the curses on yourself with your mouth.
Jesus is Lord.

GodswillAJudins:
10. They ask you if you enjoyed it.
11. They tell you never to live them for another kpekus.
12. They ask if they are better than ur ex.
13. They demand for postinor 2 and 7up.
14. They demand you join them in the shower. 15. They will keep on bombard your phone with call every 30min, just to get reassuarance frm you,
16. They assume every female in your life as a threat, even your female relatives are not emxepted.

10,11,12 are so real

(10).The story begins; her needs reach to drown you . (11), 'Honey my under is wet oo'

verfy dry n unedducative!

suwalee:
dis killed me jeeeez ua wicked

Ear no de itch u to clean..i mean the ear underneath. .talk true o! Except if u be sign board

interesting.

nice one.. please add me up to any group on whatsapp +2348068575947

I pity them.

SleekyPosh:


Omo broda even d devil will take bike upon smelling the odour wey dey ooze from some babez kuunny..

Nd some dnt even take chill @ all...still askin u to suck her stankhole while ure tinkin of the best Airfreshner to eradicate the whole smell when she eventually leaves...


Fellas nd homies...Be advised some of dis babes carry toxic ebolarized gaseous fumes inbetween em legs ooo.

Dnt fall a victim..

#Sleekyzpiece

No one even mentioned it in this thread, some are already blindfolded with all kind of p*ssies.?

When it happened to me, after that day bro, that was the end of our relationship....but if they see u acting strange in whr they are, they starts crying ( ( saying after the smelly sex he dumbed me) not knowing the kind of pain they've caused to the innocent guy.lol