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| ***i Dont Understand Myself & Mtn Again Oooo...!!!*** by praisecity(m): 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Lolz... ***I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF & MTN AGAIN OOOO...!!!*** Nowadays, I dey feel like I'm dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message from dem. # It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER and what to eat. 2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself. 3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems? Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone 5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart. 6 Dear customer, want to catch all the witch in your village? Text CATCH to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village. 7 Dear customer, do you know there are people who doesn't want you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE THEM to 33050. D one wey vex me pass... Pls imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS. For What  ....1 Like |
| Re: ***i Dont Understand Myself & Mtn Again Oooo...!!!*** by Kingsasian(m): 8:33pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: ***i Dont Understand Myself & Mtn Again Oooo...!!!*** by yanabasee(m): 8:42pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Buahahahahahahaha..... 1 Like |
| Re: ***i Dont Understand Myself & Mtn Again Oooo...!!!*** by osesology(m): 8:50pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
hahahahaha! it is really annoying sometimes |
| Re: ***i Dont Understand Myself & Mtn Again Oooo...!!!*** by witnezHD(m): 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
is this suppose to be funny (╰_╯)# |
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