IFSHR:


You think say my friend would have entered if the car had a L sign displaying on it....they were on the highway already. It's the government, if they didn't create the huge loophole citizens will not take advantage of it.

Felicity001:


One by one
Them don dey talk

IFSHR:
A friend ordered a ride and the driver that came to pick him is still a learner, my friend had to drive the car to destination. When he called me saying bolt is at fault for such, I told him oga the problem is the Nigerian system not bolt...bolt believes having a government issued driver license implies that you have been certified to be behind wheels.

The driver no just try putting his lives and others at risk.

Felicity001:


Haha Haha...

You see what im saying?! And some people says you should drink plenty of water. Na those riders wey no want you to spend 2min to buy fuel go gree give you 5min to pee?

My guy stay away from too much water while driving on uber it can embarrass you one day.

Just imagine say as you dey piss one of those daughters of jezzebel come carry camera dey video you from the back seat... Baba watin u won do? Omo the next day we go see you for social media o me self go follow call you mumu

dav1002:

Auto

pleasureosondu:
No man, you must return back to the ant league feeder team. There's no longer space for you in the lazyD group. Space has been taken up by someone else. So, You must return to the ant league feeder team, make that #1million net profit or no relegation for you....... It seems the drivers in this lazyD group far outweighs those in the ant league group..... So sad, I hope his family cope with the loss.

tojahh:


The other one told me these belt always split her bwesst and it makes everyone know its actual size.

I just told her... That bwesst wouldn't matter when I would be asked to pay 25k with plenty abeg. My sister just wear belt please.

BAZ001:


Abeg ooh allow me come back home, I feel at home in lazyD. Ronaldo came back home cause other leagues were about treating him any how, ants league didn’t favor me at all. They drive everyday of drivers week, inside flood, inside sun, they don’t have a life just driving upandan.

I don’t mind seating on bench,
Sunday was my off day
Today that I wanted to resume, rain started to fall, for where on 1.9 surge and it’s Monday, hmm I just remembered I’m back in lazyD, I went back home to sleep, I can’t drive inside rain today and go visit kazeem next week.

My guys family is very young, young wife and 3 small children. The thing weak me.

I was feeling pains on my left hand and left chest on Saturday, probably because I drive more with my left hand and right is idle refreshing nairaland Uber/bolt.
But resting yesterday and today the pain has disappeared.

Conclusion: life Na jeje

dav1002:
A quick update on my experience doing uberbolt so far

I got a Nigerian used Honda city 07 at a cheap price did the papers and servicing

Car-550k
Papers (c of o) -60k
Servicing and minor fixing -30k
Ac (condenser, drier, compressor, flush and workmanship) -46k
Painting /body work-67k

On Monday i Registered on bolt free, Registration on uber-3k

Started work on Tuesday day did Uber, came online but long distance pick up made like 10k gross from 8 to 3pm cos i had to rush back to do my other hustles.

On Wednesday (was not so good). It started great tho. I couldn't meet the welcome bonus on bolt( complete 5 trips and get 4k bonus). I made like 10k from 7 to 2pm den the nightmare.
I took a trip to unilag close to yaba i got seriously scratched on my newly painted car. I felt angry and decided to close. Heading home from Unilag to attend to personal stuffs. I mistakenly took one way and got caught. I paid 5k

Thursday i went to ikorodu online trip showed 8.5k rider paid 11k out of pity. i almost cried due to bad road then did some airport ofline.

Friday i didn't work cos i discovered i drive back empty from where a trip ends to my house when its becoming 3pm to attend to my other hustles.

On Saturday and Sunday i made like 35k net did like 16 back to back trips from 7 to 7pm (i began to wonder how Felicity takes more than 300trips in a month)

CONS: I noticed i have back pain into and at the end of the day after driving long hours, i hear some noise on the drivers side car legs when turning the steering or if i enter a bad road and i don't know where its from. I've asked two kazzeem they said its normal and is caused by the rain and water but they need to greese some places on the legs another kazeem said its the ball joint. At this point i dunno what to believe.


Veterans in the house especially people in the ant's league please advise me. What am i not doing right

BAZ001:



King of oven lighters, all hail king Tojahh
You should have told her guys like you don’t need seat belts to know the actual size, from experience you know actual size.


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Gentlelife50:


You don't know what desperation can make one do.

Passionate888:

Which curfew again?

Gentlelife50:

No space for you again, in fact that man that was driving with learner's sign have replaced you.
I mean the one that accepts rides and hands the to the rider to complete the trip was the latest signing.
We even gave him your jersey number, once again no space.

Gudvibes06:
Curfew no dey again? Pls give us update o, I still believe say curfew still dey.

Crvrider:


Guy, treat your ladies right, quite a number of them are sweet hearts. Just got off the phone with a lady rider I carried a couple of days back, and last night, we talked for 2hrs +, very intelligent, polite and smart lady. A lot of them out there dont want you to light their ovens, they just need good conversation.

Passionate888:
I dey PH, no curfew here. Na covid curfew dey Lagos or some other thing?

Felicity001:


Baba na boss u b na y u dey take time dey shalaye like dis... Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.

No be here I dey where one driver tasted a dose of his own medicine the other time? I've forgotten the moniker... Leave matter abeg

Manshot1:


Bro,Can I get a number to reach you on?How is the driving class going? A new driver too who wants to go learn some driving too

Thanks

davit:
Aswear most drivers I have seen on ehailing lack driving skills. One nearly jammed me yesterday at Ikate. I had to park, block him and make him understand the rule of driving he broke. After a while, he came to his senses and started pleading.

IFSHR:
A friend ordered a ride and the driver that came to pick him is still a learner, my friend had to drive the car to destination. When he called me saying bolt is at fault for such, I told him oga the problem is the Nigerian system not bolt...bolt believes having a government issued driver license implies that you have been certified to be behind wheels.

The driver no just try putting his lives and others at risk.

BAZ001:


“Quite a no are sweetheart “ = Oven lighters driver spotted
“Phone 2hrs” = while I was in ants league, dis is distraction from your target. Jazebel daughters taking 2hrs of your time.
“ A lot out there” = you mean am ? Cos Na so so runs girl full my trips, how come yours is diff?
“ Good conversation “ easiest way to light oven without paying money.

Just continue i understand you.

davit:
So you see the shitty fares I was referring to the other day? I use the app sparingly these days. Abeg, go do your bolt stuff nah

Crvrider:


Guy, treat your ladies right, quite a number of them are sweet hearts. Just got off the phone with a lady rider I carried a couple of days back, and last night, we talked for 2hrs +, very intelligent, polite and smart lady. A lot of them out there dont want you to light their ovens, they just need good conversation.

Felicity001:


Especially around the airport area, na your pri.ck you go take pursue them reach their office.

pope191:


It shall b well with you. In blessing, you shall find Blessing. In favour, you shall find Favour. In peace, you shall find Peace. In mercy, you shall find Mercy. In grace, you shall find Grace. May your days b long.

spartacus11:
i have learnt a lot, The driving school made driving so much fun, my last day is Tuesday, i am tempted to pay more and continue bcus i will miss those guys

they train you everyday, taking you to different hot spot in benin,

Best instructors ever

just PM me and i will drop my contact

Ohh thanks. I have lost access to the email attached to this moniker. Can you mention me on a dead thread of somewhere?

Thanks

Crvrider:


Amen my pope. The universal law of attraction says you attract what you think mostly about. So if you think olosho and bad riders too often then that is what you get.

FASASI1:
Does bolt still accept 2003 cars upward and what are the chances that the cars won't be flag off their system in the next two years, please I need an answer. Please I need answer

Pearl1910:


The security switch in d gear has been bypassed. Nothing to worry except u have children that play with ur car with d keys in d ignition.

Felicity001:


Do you start while on drive?

Cars don't start on gear being engaged unless in neutral.

Which ever the case may be just make sure you attend to it b4 it gets worst.

Modify:

Ok, i got you now... Stick to the bolded

deedee44:

Yes you have to drive to PU and wait for 5 mins so if you know you want to cancel, just click "I've arrived and start driving to pickup location so by the time you get there 5 mins go don pass. I do this if commission is not something I can forego.
If you have 10 cancellations, as long as it's either riders cancelled or you used rider did not show option when cancelling, you will get refund even if it's 1 million naira lol