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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2021
Gentlelife50:
What this thread cannot do does not exist, see as dem change person name.
grin
Na to do change of name and swear affidavit remain for her, from pocochantas to pocochantis.
grin
Na strong strong men full this place, always battle ready.

Cracks me up every time. Someone called me Pocochantis in another section and I knew he came from here. Hahaha!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:45pm On Nov 12, 2021
BAZ001:


Come you don start ooh.
Who are you talking to in particular

A.) I will increase my fleet of cars from 3 civic to 5 before December 2021

B.) I will make 1Million dashboard every month from oct-Dec

C.) I have 4million in my savings from Uber (want to transfer 100k but bank app hang)

D.) my target is N10M before the end of 2022.
I withdraw all to buy 5 cars for E hailing
E). Oyel full ground Na to start my own refinery remain. all these import and export oyel dey break my back
F.) all of the above
G) none of the above ?
Cos fear no go gree me mention coke or tanker head


When you work hard and dedicate urself ..... We don't let such things as Rx350 humble us .......

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2021
kanuisagoat:


I hope Dru23 and BAZ001 are seeing this cheesy



I see and hear everything my brother......
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:02pm On Nov 12, 2021
Barbiturate:
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!

Who are you trying to put right that led to dis gbas gbos

A.) felicity001
B.) Baz001
C.) ifebarbie
D.) pearl1910
E.) Lush100
F.) All noice makers ?

You too much

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2021
kanuisagoat:


I hope Dru23 and BAZ001 are seeing this cheesy


So for your mind now dru23 be like person wey go fit sheath him sword ?

How we take know say Felicity001 buy right hand Benz convert to left. If him sheath him sword?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 1:19pm On Nov 12, 2021
Another Foreign Lemon on the way.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 1:38pm On Nov 12, 2021
BAZ001:


So for your mind now dru23 be like person wey go fit sheath him sword ?

How we take know say Felicity001 buy right hand Benz convert to left. If him sheath him sword?


That opportuned boy that misyarns, his gbagbos doesn't even make sense to me.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:53pm On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:


That opportuned boy that misyarns, his gbagbos doesn't even make sense to me.


Sometimes when Dangote is talking , the things he talks I no understand am and makes no sense. Rich people tend to misyarns, and crack dry jokes.. So I feel you my brother......

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:55pm On Nov 12, 2021
donfortune48:
Another Foreign Lemon on the way.



U dey vex I no buy dollar for ur hand.....money wey no get source .. Make FBI come knock my door .. Stupid boy... U think dey born me yesterday

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 2:08pm On Nov 12, 2021
Barbiturate:
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

*I never said I had 3 cars......I was referring to Mr Bazz
*I never said I was in a Coca-Cola shop.
*I never said I am a big boy(I only called Mr Bazz and my neighbour, big boiz who still drive )

When has it become a crime to look for job? When has it become demeaning to say someone was looking for job?
Everyone of us did at some point and some are still doing so. I am also looking for opportunities. Even with your car and business, if you get a job of salary above 500k, that still gives you time, won't you grab it?

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!

You have shown maturity!!! Do not change for anything.

The very few sensible one here will notice that.

Good afternoon and weldone. Again, you're the better man. #Bless you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fk001(m): 2:14pm On Nov 12, 2021
dapotemi:


You have shown maturity!!! Do not change for anything.

The very few sensible one here will notice that.

Good afternoon and weldone. Again, you're the better man. #Bless you.

I swear i respect that guy a lot, his sense of maturity is second to none.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:


Like I rightly said, correcting this notion is a waste of time.
A lot of them have been blocked. they even complain that what they used to do before joining moove which doesn’t warrant blocking now gets them blocked after they joined moove.
So you think Uber will jeopardise their integrity for such?

I repeat again, I know I just wasted my time replying you with this but I hope you got my point.
Chai! grin
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2021
donfortune48:
Nobody gree talk about yesterday's traffic here.
Shey na only me suffer am?
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2021
BAZ001:


So for your mind now dru23 be like person wey go fit sheath him sword ?

How we take know say Felicity001 buy right hand Benz convert to left. If him sheath him sword?


Just extend the olive branch and see what happens. smiley
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2021
Very true!
sharpk007:


Uber cannot block You for acceptance rate, get dat, I once had less Dan %10 acceptance rate and was never blocked, but U see Cancellation on UBer, don't joke wit it, dey will block you without a warning
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 2:46pm On Nov 12, 2021
Felicity0001:


According to the stupid police taskforce guy that took my car said it's people that removed it. Me I know say na lie him be they're the one that removed it else would I see the sign and still drive against the law? Hell no.


Let me try describe that place again, coming from afariogun street which needs you to charity bustop along the oworo-apapa Expr rd... Formally you can join the main oworo-apapa Expr rd when you come out from that charity bustop but now you can't unless you drive and climb the bride which leads you to DHL then you conti to isolo/mile2.

Mow this is where d pitfall is, if you're going to the airport or ajao estate, you have to go take Boladale to join the oworo-apapa Expr rd because if you are at charity bus stop you can't join tje Expr which takes you straight to the MMIA. Driving forward from that charity bustop which is on the service lane will take you to the slope just by the tail of the bridge to leads to DHL that slope links the MMIA Rd, it's a one way for people going towards the MMIA Rd from Oshodi on servuce lane. This slope is for those coming from either Oshodi/Anthony or Isholo/DHL going to afariogun, oshpdi, mafoluku anf all those areas

If you're coming from isolo your best route sunce the bridge at ladipo bustop that leads to MMIA Rd is still under construction after the tanker explosion, your best route is through Cway/Asiani/Osolo way/7&8 Bustop then the bridge and off you go.

I hope this help

Bro...How hustle? Quick one bro. Out of curiosity, I became worried about how someone can make a report /correction about a particular section of the road on Gmap.

So, I was fiddling with the map, thinking òyinbo wey do pencil na him do eraser, whitefolks oftentimes create avenue for correction/error. I never knew such existed on Gmap, lo and behold I saw the icon on top left corner, click and go on to feedback. Provisions are made for one-way, bad road e.t.c to report.

Note: The exact street/road has to be traced on the map

I don report that Baale
grin grin grin

So if we all could report that exact portion, perhaps changes would be made.

@felicity: I don drop my epistle give Google...I'm sure you will also...

Gracias...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 2:49pm On Nov 12, 2021
deedee44:

Somebody said he can make his annual salary of 720k in just a month driving bolt, then he backed it up with a one off bolt (when op was talking about moove) screenshot of 900k+ gross dashboard and left.
That is how they mislead people, how did that amount to 720k net. After deducting 25% for fuel, 25% uber commission, that's around 450k left then moove will deduct their own. Las las he will be left with around 300k, that's if he can gross 900k+ doing uber alone.
Who can consistently gross over 900k monthly when there will be months when there will be scarcity of soji and winter months like January and February

If you gross 900k in a month, what you will net will be more than that 300k but won't reach 720k...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:57pm On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:


That opportuned boy that misyarns, his gbagbos doesn't even make sense to me.

donfortune48:
Another Foreign Lemon on the way.

I’ve been asked to sheath my sword and learn
So I can’t talk but see below



[img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 3:28pm On Nov 12, 2021
sharpk007:


Uber cannot block You for acceptance rate, get dat, I once had less Dan %10 acceptance rate and was never blocked, but U see Cancellation on UBer, don't joke wit it, dey will block you without a warning

When did u start driving?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:31pm On Nov 12, 2021

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:31pm On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


Why are you trying to create a storm out of nothing na? grin

He's right, and nothing is wrong with what he said

He was driving when I left the uni and was looking for a job on NL

I have worked for 2 years plus, and I have driven and hanged my boot, and he's still driving

What's wrong with that? undecided

Ha! Nawaooo... C flogging

Boys turned men

Men going back to being boys again

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2021
BAZ001:


He’s still driving chaiiiii ehhhhh

[img]https://media1./images/2dbd3b248c1a98150f5d8b9e60b1ca45/tenor.gif?itemid=13314060[/img]


But see matured cruise ... both throwing subtle jabs without cursing or mama’s cooking or cut&join pictures.
Felicity001 and lush100 una well done ooh.

But watin me I do na... I don't understand all of these at all
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ogomilekan: 3:56pm On Nov 12, 2021
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:05pm On Nov 12, 2021
chillex8:

Here are the quotes am certain about.
Radiator and two fans (complete assembly)- 30k
Power steering pump- 27k
Dip stick- 3k
Engine oil- 5w20 full synthetic- 21k- 30k for a 5L gallon.
Oil filter- 5k for OEM Bosch.
Gas r134A - 6,000 per can (johnsen or harp)


P.S When you replace your power steering pump, replace the container too.
Don't pour atf inside.
Refill with recommended honda powersteering fluid sold for 5k per 750ml. The color is like vegetable oil.



Wait why is that ac gas so pricey?

Is cheb gas not good?

I would really like to know as I am buying a compressor tomorrow

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:06pm On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


You wanted everyone to know how long you have been driving, hence you used my past thread to make your point

I don't see anything wrong with that too.

I actually wanted them to know how long you have been driving, so I figured out I could explain how I have grown from that boy that was job hunting to a guy that has his business and drives a 4runner (2004 model)

My point is you are still driving. I haven't said it makes you poor or little.

You still dey drive.

Me? I don drive finish, drop key.

Hope you understand now?

Ha! Izzuo oooooohh! I no no say u get bad mouth like this oohgrin so u mean say the old man is poor? Nawao

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2021
ogomilekan:
Earn extra daily

https://recommendeddaily.groovepages.com/wommjobs/?aff=Ogo
We are millionaires here.
grin
Meanwhile u need this type of beating.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:09pm On Nov 12, 2021
Lush100:
World war4 go soon start.
Grab popcorn, straw and zobo.
Cia way dey drive as small pikin, buy car sorry jeep get company say e don tire to drive
Ikejaman way drive, carry fine job, lost for Lagos road, still wan drive after 5 years.
Bazoo1 where r u.
Pls stop blocking the TV.
No be world war 3 part 2 be this

Na person dey senior all of una u dey talk to like this? Make una dey respect old people na shuu!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2021
grin grin grin

BAZ001:




I’ve been asked to sheath my sword and learn
So I can’t talk but see below



[img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img]
[img]https://media1./images/7d5b9d7341d10667f2867a892370eb28/tenor.gif?itemid=13738821[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2021
pocohantas:
The cab I entered today missed his way. I am not so familiar with that route, so it took seeing a spot from my childhood for me to know we were way off the destination. I was startled when I saw that spot, used to trek past it as a teen. You can imagine how long ago that was.

Trip of N2000-2500 ended at N4400.

Nice driver with his very vintage corolla. He was grateful I allowed us to fix the mistake together. I don’t even know what else I would have done.

And how many stars did you offered to him after the trip?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:17pm On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


But how na? grin

I dey my own, him come tell me how him be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber

The Hausa men wey I dey address as "Yes sir",some get up to 12 Howo trucks

One brand new Howo head without the trailer na like 36 million.

Then somebody get 3 Camry and e let me know say e rich.

undecided

1 trailer head =36million (rich boy)

3 Corolla =6million (p**r boy)

Ha! Izzou shey u go go heavy at all sogrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 4:29pm On Nov 12, 2021
Felicity0001:


And how many stars did you offered to him after the trip?

5. He was as perplexed as I was and we fixed it together. After dropping me, he asked I book a cash trip to my nearest junction and leave it to him.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:33pm On Nov 12, 2021
VaselineCrew:


Bro is this your real dashboard?

Abeg ooh no put me for trouble ooh... Me wey subscribe to lazy driver league since

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