CheerfulGiver:
Now, for those who don't understand my salary earners post yesterday....

This thread has been a compendium of events since 2016. When this thread started, fuel was being sold at 87naira and uber driving was considered a lowly and shitty job by salary earners.

Fast-forward to 2021 when I started asking salary earners to leave their stupid jobs if they were earning 200k and below and pick a car and start driving. There were a lot of back and forth with insults of course. It's all in my posts.

Now, fuel is at least 488 per liter. Guess who'll be hit the most? Salary earners. I'm just here to remind them because the argument rages on. I don't care what you say. Salary earners are fucked_. As a driver I can comfortably continue my life by jacking up prices. When I started the shout, few people took me serious. Now they have been prepared for this moment.

If you think I'm making fun of salary earners, you're right. It's their turn. We've endured their shit_ on this thread for far too long. I'm not seeing epistles on promotions and bonuses. They are all useless. Guess what? More increments are coming. Wait for inflation to hit properly. My posts will always be here to say I TOLD YOU so.

I have no regrets, no remorse. My words are mine as they have always been. I'll say what I want whether e sweet you or not. If e pain you, e dey sweet me....

Yesterday I bought fuel 15k. 10% of your monthly salary. I grossed 45k 30% of your monthly salary. Fuel is above half tank. Am I affected? No fucking_ way. No complains. Those are the consequences of your bad decisions and I'll be here to always remind you.

pope191:


You will live long. Jerk price by adding 50% and reduce their bonus. Sack ther customer care team here and revert to indrive method. They honestly don't need office here to get business running.

We can handle the riders by ourselves.

Did I just sack their customer care team

73O9:


Initial price is 188
50 % increment will 188 + 94 (50% of initial price) = 282
100% increment will be 188 + 188 (100% of initial price) = 376
150% increment will be 188 + (188+94) = 470

Pearl1910:


What is d relationship between 50% increase in fare, 5% reduction in commission and 165% increment in fuel price?

CheerfulGiver:
werey say na 300% come still press calculator get 265.

The boy is a compendium of idiocy. Wonder why you guys engaged him all along. I ignored the werey for a reason.

pope191:


E b like you like maths, did I say 5% anywhere? Where's the sense in buying fuel 488 and still drive with same price without surge?

Pearl1910:


Did I say there is sense in it?

pope191:

No be you deh ask for relationship. Do I look like Dr Phil

I deh ogudu since, no trip, no surge. Just trip to take me to Berger oo

TheModerator:


Hahaha. Ewu. You go hear am. Chop egg enter road na. Mumu wey no sabi anything. Na leg pain and fatigue go gbeme you for there. Oya what's the right percent. Okay, even if it's 0percent. Go buy fuel na at 500 and make profit on top. Two days into it . Have you heard from the app companies? Mumu Pearl, onye ara, aka Uber driver smelling failure is talking

Pearl1910:


Na u say make app companies increase price by 50%, reduce commission and sack customer care workers na.

So I am asking, how will that equate the 165% fuel hike?

ThatIgboBoy:

I read this your long tirade of Bullshit and I just shook my head. Are u against salary earners on all levels or are you looking down on those at #200k? Do you know a lot of salary earners have discovered long ago that their is a need to add a side hustle to their gig and have done so? The present economic realities will make others who haven't done so wake up. Some salary owners own the cars many uber drivers drive on both rental and HP. Some own shuttle buses, keke and even bikes. Some have shops that they run businesses too. Even some do this e-hailing to and fro work and do it very well on the weekends. Many sef will be forced to do it this period of hardship thereby limiting passengers for people like you. Instead of you to do you and be quiet, you are busy trying to run down another set of people who are already strategizing on how to beat the economic hardship.
I am a salary earner. I once ventured into e-hailing part time last year with my car during a few weekends. My bolt and indrive account is active even though my last ride was in first week of January. I am in uber and bolt Facebook groups and I see how drivers cry there. Small problems to their cars and many of them will be begging for assistance. Many of them driving don't have a kobo in their account. You see them begging for wheel spanner on Facebook forum, begging for side mirror, even wheel hub and bearings. So stop talking as if it is rosy for drivers. Many of them have even parked their cars because it is obvious the future of this e-hailing is very very bleak. People who used to use bolt and co are now entering buses because the economic effect of this fuel increase is already affecting them. If passengers have reduced, who will drivers carry? Ghost?
So bro, focus on doing your thing and pray for the economy to get better for everyone cause if it gets better, it will favour you and others and not casting unnecessary aspersions where it isn't needed.

TheModerator:


Go and drive today na mugwu. I don set price from Palm Groove estate to Ikoyi on Indrive at 3k because it's cheaper for me than driving. Mumu like you don pick am

Snrman1:
Honda civic people abeg we used to fill our tank old price for 9500 abeg how much will b full thank at 540 per liter abeg help who don fill e 50L tank of recent, want to know cus i have old stock of fuel and want to work with current reality

Snrman1:
Honda civic people abeg we used to fill our tank old price for 9500 abeg how much will b full thank at 540 per liter abeg help who don fill e 50L tank of recent, want to know cus i have old stock of fuel and want to work with current reality

73O9:


Sorry for quoting you as I'm not involved in you guys buohara.
But this is the correct calculation.

Pearl1910:


Lolz...u r schooling him and telling him sorry ontop.
U r a bad guy. So u are not in Lagos too. Cos this ur N511/litre is for people in SE and SS I guess.

Bammzzie:

I guess you are not in Lagos but I hope my pictorial view will also help him cos Cheerfulgiver was very correct and people has been trying to correct him (The moderator) but he's just so dumb and very rigid in his dottiness

Pearl1910:


Hahahahahahahaha...!! chai!!!
See how u made a public disgrace of yourself?

You were vibrating and making noise meanwhile small mathematics u no Sabi.

Na only 100+100 u Sabi, shior!!!

Larry1960:



Pls just shut it up if you can't fathom that 300%percent increment is 756 naira
You are the failure your own self
I wonder if you were even able to pass jamb. You sound like a Stark illiterate

Snrman1:
Honda civic people abeg we used to fill our tank old price for 9500 abeg how much will b full thank at 540 per liter abeg help who don fill e 50L tank of recent, want to know cus i have old stock of fuel and want to work with current reality

konkoabove:
Las las, every mallam with him kettle gaskiya. I dey house like this. I can't work for filling station, bolt, and mechanic only. I love myself too biko.
No surge, no motion. Shikena!