A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Discovered by: Adebayo201
Name: Ladies
Symbol: Ld
Atomic weight:

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,Blackberry and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by
Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or HB foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.



Class Work:
Mention other occurrence of the element Ld.


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