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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by InvertedHammer: 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2015
California30:
Nigeria is the sweetest country on earth.
Though we have bad government, bad roads, bad electricity, poor water supply, no good schools, no health care, no good transportation system.
I wonder how Nigeria will be if we have all these.

People will always say bad things about Nigeria but you need to travel out of Nigeria to appreciate being Nigerian.
God bless Nigeria.
I will kill for my country.
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That's the psychological illusion people use to survive.

Nothing is sweet about Nigeria.

People that travel out regret being a Nigerian. Of all the major countries in other continents, it is only the major country in Africa that is still stuck in the stone age?

And this is what all the sweetness is all about?

When white people shit on Blacks, and you remember Nigeria, one cannot help but agree with them. If you must hate, why must you hate yourself? Nigerians are loathsome.
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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by izzyu(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2015
California30:
Nigeria is the sweetest country on earth.
Though we have bad government, bad roads, bad electricity, poor water supply, no good schools, no health care, no good transportation system.
I wonder how Nigeria will be if we have all these.

People will always say bad things about Nigeria but you need to travel out of Nigeria to appreciate being Nigerian.
God bless Nigeria.
I will kill for my country.

mumu.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by izzyu(m): 10:43pm On Oct 11, 2015
Dawdy:
that is why the idiot nnamdi kanu calls you guys monkeys and baboons. Are u trying to justify his idiocy by giving being Nigerian all these descriptions?

of course the guy confirmed Kanu's definitions of a zoo and animals.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Kingbilo(m): 10:56pm On Oct 11, 2015
cry
I failed every statement. What am I?
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by ttmacoy: 11:29pm On Oct 11, 2015
Hope, you are definitely Nigerian lol.

On a serious note, you are right... the key is IF we get things right.

TonyeBarcanista
I believe that Nigeria will rise if we get things right.[i:

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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by IamAtribalist: 2:07am On Oct 12, 2015
memeguy:
"Do you know who I am?"
grin I used this a lot when I was in Nigeria. Funny thing is that it always works. I remember a time when I was travelling from Benue to Abuja. That's how Mr. Driver started talking to me anyhow telling me to move from front seat to the back because of fine girl. Na so I change am o. See shout. "Do you know who I am? Do you know who my father is? Do you want to sleep in cell this night"
Na so driver begin shake o, "Ehen who are you, wetin I talk now? Na so them go dey take everything serious. Person no fit talk again ".
I felt like bursting out in laughter. I couldn't believe the gullibility. grin


cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by bobbynelson: 2:59am On Oct 12, 2015
How did this get on front page
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by BOWOTO(m): 3:16am On Oct 12, 2015
olumide81:
Exactly what forms the personality of an average Nigerian and what sets us as envy of most African nation. Na only crime be the wahala God dey
Envy? really?

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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Richiy(f): 6:45am On Oct 12, 2015
happney65:

Cos you have a very bad sense of Humour
No. It made me reflect instead.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by ebbymayox(m): 9:13am On Oct 12, 2015
ASK IFA THAT QUESTION
bobbynelson:
How did this get on front page
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by 400billionman: 9:14am On Oct 12, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The job of the National Orientation Agency is to implement programs that will orientate and change our mindset to reflect positive attitude. Unfortunately, the NOA has over the years been a waste of space and resources. I believe that Nigeria will rise if we get things right.

That agency worked very well under Dora Akunyili as Minister of Information.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by TonyeBarcanista(m): 9:26am On Oct 12, 2015
400billionman:


That agency worked very well under Dora Akunyili as Minister of Information.
Mr Mike Omeri is the D-G of the Agency. I don't think many people even know whether such agency exists

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Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by kodlins(f): 10:46am On Oct 12, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The job of the National Orientation Agency is to implement programs that will orientate and change our mindset to reflect positive attitude. Unfortunately, the NOA has over the years been a waste of space and resources. I believe that Nigeria will rise if we get things right.

That's 13/14 hope.. you have to be optimistic
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by BALLOSKI: 1:18pm On Oct 12, 2015

13.You should not be able to speak your native language or if you can you should pretend not to be able to speak your native language, even while your battle with English Language remained evident, else people will think you're country-side’, ‘village-bred’, or ‘unexposed’.
grin grin grin

This is so true!
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 1:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
to be a nigerian u must love big yansh.
Lol, where have you been?
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 2:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

Lol, where have you been?
am around oo dear,,, am jux not regular in the romance section anymore. How are u btw?
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 2:43pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
am around oo dear,,, am jux not regular in the romance section anymore. How are u btw?

I noticed, the kids there have chase u out .
cc fantazia
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 2:54pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

I noticed, the kids there have chase u out . cc fantazia
na wao i fit say u don deactivate o
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
fantazia:
na wao i fit say u don deactivate o
Bad friend, you no fit check on me. Mr carrot
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 2:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

Bad friend, you no fit check on me. Mr carrot
i check na, its like u been dey busy b4 o
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 2:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

I noticed, the kids there have chase u out . cc fantazia
hahahaha, not true oo
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
fantazia:
i check na, its like u been dey busy b4 o
Yes I was very busy, how is carrot doing?
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 3:02pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha, not true oo
Lol better, carrot is free then
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 3:22pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

Lol better, carrot is free then
lol, fantazia is a fun guy...... He can be troublesome at times but he is real entertainment. Btw, i also see u in the politics section nowadays. Do u want to be a politician? lol
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
lol, fantazia is a fun guy...... He can be troublesome at times but he is real entertainment. Btw, i also see u in the politics section nowadays. Do u want to be a politician? lol
I am running away from those kids. carrot is my lil Paddy
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 3:40pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

I am running away from those kids. carrot is my lil Paddy
hahaha, and cucumber is your big paddy ryt? Btw dont let those lil kidz terrorize u, jux call me to come deal with them when they disturb u.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 3:42pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahaha, and cucumber is your big paddy ryt? Btw dont let those lil kidz terrorize u, jux call me to come deal with them when they disturb u.

They can't do that, I have many foot soldiers
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 3:55pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:


They can't do that, I have many foot soldiers
thats great to know.....btw am still waiting for the day, i get to see ur pic.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 3:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
thats great to know.....btw am still waiting for the day, i get to see ur pic.
Very soon dear
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 4:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

Very soon dear
u promise i know u are beautiful..... Mr carrot has eyes for beauty. Lol.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 12, 2015
Captainswag225:
u promise i know u are beautiful..... Mr carrot has eyes for beauty. Lol.
too ugly, over ugly dey worry me.
Re: How To Become A Nigerian In 15 Easy Steps By Mayo Bayo by Captainswag225(m): 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oyind17:

too ugly, over ugly dey worry me.
u know thats a big lie. I know u are very pretty..... U will get nairalanders' head spinning with ur beauty......

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