I think I'm in the best position to come up with this kind of write-up. This is because I belong we know how to manoeuvre our way out when broke


NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it's a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it's one of those things we are talking about . This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent


*Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors


10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor


1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors


2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn't but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it


5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I'm guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask


7. Indomie and Egg

Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves


9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don't have, they will borrow their friend's generator. They will entertain her with movies


10 Ladies, feel free to add the last one

Original writer: Tosyne2much


Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/10/i-think-im-in-best-position-to-come-up.html

biscuit n groundnut

Broke Guys kwa......

Make una dey comments dey go

hmmm well that is for guyz like dharay99, traplord, funlord and STFUareyougod.

iemimaperry:
biscuit n groundnut

wake up 4rm ur dream

seasonal romance film, its never ending-part 1 to 30


one liter of petrol in Tiger generator goes a long way..

Most common is indomie and one boiled egg and cold pure water....
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Expecting a counterthread soon

This is the bomb

oga oooo

Since i don't have gf may i sidon dey check profile pics

Lool

when I was broke I use To borrow dough,generator,tv,Home Theater etc from my Rich folks if a girl wants to visit me

Some cook okro soup

tosyne2much:
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Original writer: Tosyne2much


Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/10/i-think-im-in-best-position-to-come-up.html

Dont tink so,
Because some will go to the extent of borrowin, just to present costly fins.

Zobo and puffpuff

Stop snitching bro

I unlock my phone make she dey check pictures i go come on fan... she would sleep off while looking at pictures.

Lmao

Hmmm mm.....well

vizkiz:
[b]team number 10. If you come my house, I will send you to the kitchen yourself. If you no fit cook e no cornern me.

since the time deborah taught me a great lesson, I stopped entertaining women luxuriously

Deborah will always come to my house almost every weekend cuz she knows I will buy turkey and cook my favorite dish (vegetable and pando yam) for her or I will go to "tantiz" and get her pie with ice cream...

Chai, I mumu no be small!

I will be in the kitchen for hours cooking before she arrives. When she comes, I'll serve her and we will start watching movies. After that she will put on some music and start dancing Upon everything, my people, after all my efforts to make her happy and comfortable I didn't see deborah's pants oh.
She kept doing all these for good 2months. Thank God for my padi who woke me back to reality. He told me what I should do when next she comes visiting.

Do you wanna know what I did the next time deborah came to my place? Watch out for episode 2 [/b]

Guy,you be parrot? Abi wetin be dis epistle

op must be a broke a$$ dude

Number 3&9 got me Cracking . Tosin you try no be small..

Op I may be broke too, but even in the most brok(en) state, I don't eat those kind combination in my house, so why will I serve someone that, when I can easily prepare noodles with egg and soft drink

smh

Ojestas:
I unlock my phone make she dey check pictures i go come on fan... she would sleep off while looking at pictures.

hahahaahahaaha.....jst like me wey get abt 6742 pix 4 ma fone

Only broke guys in naija not here in burundi I hate eating in guys house self,take me to eatery dat will b berra btw op some guys dey use porn movies entertain babes ooo

hahahahahahahaa....D common 1 na Condom...guys can use dat to entertain babes ehnnn

Omotayor123:
I dey come

hmm I smell counter thread