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Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by benshow33: 2:42pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Just for laughs! A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,awakened without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his husband left his new partner devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back seat. She slipped away before unmasking herself or her husband and went home and put her costume (mask) away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played darts all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!" She said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to have had a jolly good time on the dance floor. I am told that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few minutes. Don't ask me what they did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a kid." Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husband/wife pass it on to all ladies/Men you Know. Hahahahaaaaaaaa |
Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Tallesty1(m): 2:51pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
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Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Aitee1: 3:17pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
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Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Nursy(f): 8:57pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
:DYeparipa! |
Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Osama10(m): 9:22pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
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Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by b3llo(m): 12:39am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Hahaha... This is f*cked! The lady ended up been the casted one. |
Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by RoyalRoy(m): 12:52am On Oct 13, 2015 |
W-T-F? Can't stop laughing. Nice one!!!! |
Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Nobody: 6:09am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Jeez! |
Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by Nobody: 8:43am On Oct 13, 2015 |
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