A new element has been added to the PERIODIC
TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl


Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.


NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.


OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.


Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry,
and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution
reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.


5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like
GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degrees Naira.


ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/
chemical Properties of element Gl