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Hilarious But True About Your Childhood Behaviours. by Ask4bigneyo(m): 6:30pm On Oct 13, 2015
Oya swear!

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!

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Re: Hilarious But True About Your Childhood Behaviours. by Naff24(f): 6:35pm On Oct 13, 2015
Hahahahahahahaha..... I did Absolute everything nd it was damn fun enh. grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious But True About Your Childhood Behaviours. by henribj(m): 6:39pm On Oct 13, 2015
i did almost all, the only one i think i didn't do was put garri in my pocket.
Re: Hilarious But True About Your Childhood Behaviours. by agarawu23(m): 7:30am On Oct 14, 2015
grin

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