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Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 1:02pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Don't let your mouth put your RLATIONSHIP (or his self esteem) in jeopardy! Some things are simply better left unsaid. So zip those lips ![]() ![]() 1. "You're too old for that." Or worse, we're too old for that. Boring! Stay out until the crack of dawn every once in a while, pop bottles at the club and encourage him to join that rec soccer league with his guys he's been going on and on about. You're only as old as you feel, right? Plus, tapping into your inner kid will help keep the marriage fresh and fun. We're not saying make a habit of it, but what we are saying is to stop using your age as an excuse to not do things. 2. "I love your dad body" Seriously, just don't. While we can all agree that dad bods are super hot, it's highly unlikely that your hubby will take this one as a compliment (shocker, we know!), whether he's an actual dad or not. Stick to adjectives like sexy and hot or simply tell him you love his body and you'll be Okay. 3. "OMG, you're going bald!" ![]() ![]() 4. "I mean, do you really need another [insert favorite food or alcoholic beverage of choice here]?" Unless you've made a pact to eat healthier and call each other out on your slip-ups, making him feel bad about his physique is probably not the best idea, particularly if it's in front of all his friends. Humiliation hurts. 5. "I always have to do everything around here!" ![]() 6. "I know you're probably going to say no, but..." Um, okay negative Nancy. The chances of your man actually agreeing to whatever request you had in mind are pretty much slim to none now. Reframe your question in a positive light (e.g. "I had so much fun the last time we took the dog to the park together. Want to go again tomorrow?) to get the answer you desire or at least increase your odds of hearing yes. You can simply add yours cos I know this isn't all. ; ![]() |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by Vinshu(f): 1:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I can say all that! |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 1:05pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by lurlah2014(f): 1:08pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
there is no consequences to face cos must girls are guilty of this, cos some guys too have their own indirect insult that are not real for a girl donTbone: |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 1:11pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
lurlah2014: Hunhun! ![]() if you see him doing AFRO, day and night and you notice his hair making a design of HALF PLOT, never tell him he is BALD. If he gyms day and night and refuse to have 3packs not to say 6... never make a comparison with anybody... A word is enough for the wise! ![]() |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by apholaryn: 1:23pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
yeye...all na wash |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by lurlah2014(f): 1:28pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
why shouldnt i, like when you see your GF over do her make-up dont complain oooo when she dress like mumu follow you go party no complain oo when she has a crazy hair do or hair breakage dont complain oooo please guy try and be realistic donTbone: |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by braine(m): 1:29pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
lurlah2014: ![]() |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 1:36pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
lurlah2014: Like say all those things na cos of the main guy you dey do am! ![]() Be realistic with yourselves... not having hair breakage, crazy hair do dressing like mumu, over do makeup aint because of the guy but for UNAWARDING COMPETITION and the mentality of WHAT WILL MY FRIENDS SAY makes you do all those stuffs. I even too dey talk sef ![]() ![]() |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by Vinshu(f): 1:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
donTbone: Ok |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by trapQ: 3:13pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Never compare your ex with him |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by sabaeh(m): 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
ok |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by lurlah2014(f): 4:26pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
HAHAHA @ LAST U CONCUR ![]() ![]() ![]() donTbone: |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 4:31pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
lurlah2014:I await the thread that is gonna read "the day I told my guy he is bald" ![]() I just pray say e no result to IGBAJU ![]() Sits back to watch EMPIRE! |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by lurlah2014(f): 5:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() donTbone: |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by donTbone(m): 5:25pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by powerdfirst(m): 10:35pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
We re JUST FRIENDS[ ![]() ![]() |
Re: Things To Never Tell Your Man, By Misatake. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Vinshu:then prepare to return to d village to mama ![]() |
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