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| Weapons Of Maths Instruction by mykali(m): 8:33pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
A public school teacher was arrested today at MURTALA MUHHAMED International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Chief Akin Olujinmi said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the NPF with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Olujinmi said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President YAR ADUA said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Aso rocks aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. |
| Re: Weapons Of Maths Instruction by jmkbond(f): 12:02am On Apr 28, 2009 |
u wan die,hop u don born sha |
| Re: Weapons Of Maths Instruction by D1KeleVra(m): 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
nice. |
| Re: Weapons Of Maths Instruction by Arthur001: 10:50pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
hope say tunnel dey your house cos u fit need am, anyway democrazy don dey help this days  |
| Re: Weapons Of Maths Instruction by cbase: 8:18am On Apr 30, 2009 |
Nice one Myke  |
| Re: Weapons Of Maths Instruction by romsky: 8:58am On Apr 30, 2009 |
myko accredit sam milla of 4 dat tori |
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