Well!well!well! Saw "David" and "Goliath" fighting today,remembered a fight i was involved in several years ago,it was during my primary school days(celias in portharcourt)there was this girl named Gift..(She wasn't a gift to me)she was our class captain in primary 3,she has dis silly and funny habit of writing down the names of me and 3 other of my friends(or gang members) on the list of noisemakers,guilty or not....

On a faithful day,she wrongly put down our names(she derives pleasure in seeing us flogged)..at d end of classes,we (i and my gang members) caught up with her at the door of the class and started "dashing" her some slaps(no teacher was around)..her nanny who normally picks her and her younger siblings from school saw us and threatened to beat us outside the school premises(i do go back home alone then)..

HOW DARE you threaten our gang?we held a meeting the next day during break period,and hurriedly decided to beat her up before she has the chance to beat us,in other words,we decided to take the fight to her

After school,we left the class immediately and waited for her along a bush part they normally take(see stupid confidence naaa)...i was appointed to start the fight(as the leader)then others would join(to be leader no easy oooo)..when they approached,i rushed at her and jumped and slapped her(see careless mind)..she was shocked,ßυt didn't react at 1st,she told me to go home that am too little for her,i got angry and pushed her( how dare you call a gang leader "little". Omo,the girl grab me,lifted me up,threw me on the ground and started pounding me...meanwhile,my gang members ran off to a far distance shouting for help(so much 4 having each others back and fighting as one)...mehn,that girl beat me black,green,blue ,purple and indigo,she nearly killed me,she sat on my chest,pinned my hands down,nd nearly choked me to death,my eyes were bulging out,i was only seeing white tins and hearing voices crying "Anty you will kill him ooo" ...then God sent a man to rescue me,he slapped the girl several times and forced her to go home(mehn demon enter dat gal)..when i got home crying,my mum saw me and she cried too(to tell u how dem panel beat me reach)
Popsy took me to school the next day,and was boiling,he was calmed down by the head mistress then,my dad even involved his friend a police man,,when my dad saw the girl,he shouted JESUS!!!...when he got home that day,he said to my mum "talk to your son,he wants to kill himself" (may his soul rest in peace,loving dad) ..omo this near death fight experience,taught me to choose my fight wisely,infact i started running away from fights after that day.
Share your fight experience or some1 else's own(d one u conquered or d one u were conquered)
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Cc lalasticlala

Very funny! Silly things we did as kids. Sometimes, I wonder if kids get high on natural weed to behave the way they do. The morale, confidence and all.

I havnt fought before though. Some say it's cowardice, I say it's common sense. Who has fighting helped? I charge and argue and raise my voice but when it comes to the real deal, I slip out of the arena.. It works all the time.

I hate wounds, so I hate fighting. Quote me and say rubbish and ama kick your square a$$

, you just made me laugh unnecessarily

niggi4life:
, you just made me laugh unnecessarily

Lolz,share ur fighting experience

youngpol:
Very funny! Silly things we did as kids. Sometimes, I wonder if kids get high on natural weed to behave the way they do. The morale, confidence and all.

I havnt fought before though. Some say it's cowardice, I say it's common sense. Who has fighting helped? I charge and argue and raise my voice but when it comes to the real deal, I slip out of the arena.. It works all the time.

I hate wounds, so I hate fighting. Quote me and say rubbish and ama kick your square a$$

A$$ kicker,na fight u wan fight so ooo,loll