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ʝօҡɛ Օʄ Tɦɛ Ɖɖaʏ by Fusenavy(m): 9:20am On Oct 16, 2015
Menstruation Tɛstɨʍօռʏ!!!During church service, this 16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and says:
"praise the Lord!" everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah".
She continued:
"since the age of 13, I've been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Jimmy in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord".
The whole church was silent! Brother Jimmy fainted

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