Laveda:
yet ona go still come here come cry how women deal with ona

SMH

Complain ke! we wan dey lure una into the trap thinking say we be akpan until something dun full ya yansh.

classicB:


Why wouldn't i take it personal? Didn't you guys take it personal when i created a thread about guys raping their female visitors? I am female and you painting bad picture of female up and down tagging it TALENT is funny like seriously? God talented you in bashing the opposite gender....what you dnt know is no matter how bad u paint the female figure here it wont stop girls from getting married every weekend...like i said keep up the good work, who am i to stop you from displaying your supposed TALENT have a nice night bro!

Since you can't decipher hilarity from reality there's no point trying to convince you

I don't think this should be giving you headache. If I create a female bashing thread, kindly hit the "create a new topic" button and create a male bashing thread. Isn't that as easy as ABC ?


Let's stop derailing another person's thread jhor

prettythicksme:
i'm cool tonight.

You're ready to grind and wind for the green back?

wristbangle:


Baba, so u encourage deejaavu to fling me off cliff just like the animals in your pix?

U wicked oo!

But the babe dun run leave you now say na me she wan finish, you can imagine.

Dem dey finish veteran?

NinjaX:

Wicked man_witch

Ninja outer sharply from this thread now!!!!!

Be fast about it!!! before i dismantle yaa engine with immediate effect

tosyne2much:
Since you can't decipher hilarity from reality there's no point trying to convince you

I don't think this should be giving you headache. If I create a female bashing thread, kindly hit the "create a new topic" button and create a male bashing thread. Isn't that as easy as ABC ?


Let's stop derailing another person's thread jhor

If I quote you now you go begin vex.

tosyne2much:

First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to God almighty for the gift and preservation of life

Secondly, I want to make a shout out to Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to display my talent to everyone. I can assure you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you


Back to the topic

About twenty years ago, I dated a lady named Bukola. Seeing each other was not an easy task because as at then, there was nothing like BBM, whatsapp, nairaland, 2go, facebook, etc, still we had regular communication. More so, there was nothing like Mr Fans, Mr Biggs, Sweet Sensation and the likes, so our rendezvous was usually under a mango tree adjacent to the town square

We were so much in love with each other that I thought that only death could separate us. Unknown to me that I was actually sleeping on a moving okada. What did I not do for this girl?. Gave my school fee to her when in need just to show my undying love to her, bought her set of panties while I was walk-bouncing the street with only one boxers

As at then, Peaujout 504 was the dream car of every young man and there was this dude (name withheld) whose head looks exactly like Badagri coconut. This dude was always disturbing Bukola as if his life depended on her. (Guys I guess you know how intimidating it is when you are riding a bicycle and someone using a car, is wooing your babe)


On different occasion, I have warned this guy to desist from my babe but he wouldn't just listen. It got to a stage that I challenged this dude and engaged in a physical combat with him before Bukola waved goodbye to me

As greediness will have its way. I was returning from a job interview when I got the shock of my life. On getting to my door step, I heard a moan emanating from the window and I was like, maybe she was watching one of these Yoruba movie videos. The continuous moan got me suspicious, I tip-toed and peeped through the window, lo and behold, I saw Bukola with my two naked eyes moaning on my bed while this dude thrusting and sweating profusely.


Ever since then I have been single because I haven't recovered from the emotional trauma.

Ojigbi jigbi. Tosyne2much wan kill me ooo!

So bukola just leave u becos of baba arugbo vehicle... Peugeot??

Same way omotayor123 go dump u if u no quicly buy range sport for her

Truckpusher:
Complain ke! we wan dey lure una into the trap thinking say we be akpan until something dun full ya yansh.

Nah lie, if not I for nor dey see threads wey guys dey open everyday

Some men still be mugu

Truckpusher:
Gold diggers are the best women to roll with.

You have no idea what a gold digger can do to your body to make that gold come to the surface.

classicB:


Why wouldn't i take it personal? Didn't you guys take it personal when i created a thread about guys raping their female visitors? I am female and you painting bad picture of female up and down tagging it TALENT is funny like seriously? God talented you in bashing the opposite gender....what you dnt know is no matter how bad u paint the female figure here it wont stop girls from getting married every weekend...like i said keep up the good work, who am i to stop you from displaying your supposed TALENT have a nice night bro!

For this, I will love to marry u

Where is my bae misspicy?

Laveda:
Nah lie, if not I for nor dey see threads wey guys dey open everyday

Some men still be mugu

An average man can make you believe whatever he wants you to believe until he has you completely where he wants you to be.

Go figure....


Between ,what makes a man a mugu?

Truckpusher:
You're ready to grind and wind for the green back?

Jesu is lord

Truckpusher:
An average man can make you believe whatever he wants you to believe until he has you completely where he wants you to be.

Go figure....


Between ,what makes a man a mugu?

Yeah that applies to both genders, ladies do that too

Mugu? When he spends carelessly knowing fully well that the lady isn't interested in whatt ever he has in mind

gab264:
Ninja outer sharply from this thread now!!!!!

Be fast about it!!! before i dismantle yaa engine with immediate effect

You can't do more than a dead rat.

iAmCharis:

wristbangle:


Ojigbi jigbi. Tosyne2much wan kill me ooo!

So bukola just leave u becos of baba arugbo vehicle... Peugeot??

Same way omotayor123 go dump u if u no quicly buy range sport for her

I no too trust Omotayo jawe

Kingsasian:
Oghene me!

No: 2 though

wristbangle:


Ojigbi jigbi. Tosyne2much wan kill me ooo!

So bukola just leave u becos of baba arugbo vehicle... Peugeot??

Same way omotayor123 go dump u if u no quicly buy range sport for her

Haba... Me I be orente babe na


Aside :*If I hear *

tosyne2much:
I no too trust Omotayo jawe

Shooo....

Make we enter bedroom.. You go talk am again

Laveda:
Yeah that applies to both genders, ladies do that too

Mugu? When he spends carelessly knowing fully well that the lady isn't interested in whatt ever he has in mind

Yeah it goes both ways but certainly not for me.

Who spends without benefiting ? The person dey mad?

Omotayor123:
Shooo....
Make we enter bedroom.. You go talk am again

Waaaaaaaat !!!!

tosyne2much:
Waaaaaaaat !!!!

Truckpusher:
But the babe dun run leave you now say na me she wan finish, you can imagine.

Dem dey finish veteran?

E no possible baba.

tosyne2much:
Waaaaaaaat !!!!

Chai, door don open, you dey look like Mallam wey sell yorghut and no receive money. I don dey try for chinelo since...... Oga sir, no vex me

wristbangle:

For this, I will love to marry u
Where is my bae misspicy?

Boo,am here,so you want to marry another girl

tosyne2much:
I no too trust Omotayo jawe

Hahaha. Bros, y na? Is she not an orente?

Omotayor123, pls can u confirm this? So u have eventually join the league of gold diggers!

Omotayor123:

Bedroom ke?

wristbangle:


Hahaha. Bros, y na? Is she not an orente?

Omotayor123, pls can u confirm this? So u have eventually join the league of gold diggers!

Shey you no trust me ni... No mind tosin oooo.



I only tell him to buy me a house at Banana Island as I wan become Linda ikeji neighbor


Shey dat one too much

tosyne2much:
Bedroom ke?

Okk... Sitting room

mrpatozky:

U deserve a rolls Royce phantom for this.. ..

Lolx

Bros abeg no delay am
I dey wait

misspicy:

Boo,am here,so you want to marry another girl

Not at all babe. Besides If I wana marry u, don't u think I should see ur pix for once on ur dp?

Peachess:
I really hate it when nairaland guys make general assumption about females. It's not cool at all, if you've seen ladies who behave this way doesn't mean all females are like them. What's so difficult in quitting a relationship you're tired of?

Honey, we are not making general assumption but just to aired what it's invoke nowadays.

I will suggest you borrow a leaf of advice from my write up.

Meanwhile I wrote an article few days ago on the derogatory side of stingy guys. Click my profile for more info. Thanks