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Jokes Competetion by bilms(m): 12:59pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
hi all, do u think u gat a nice joke, show ur talent here, and am thinking of something, i dont no how reasonable it is. just all these musical talent hunt show, why cant we organize a talent hunt show for comedians too and see how it goes, we can seek sponsor from all these telecommunication company, or what do u think here are few, with thnx -from br ijaz There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it." no smiles ---for a while luks like ever1 is busy smiling elsewhere Thought 1. When men are born, their mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and the publicity. When they die, their widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thought 2. The average man's life consists of : Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too. TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician , 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. Leave him alone |
Re: Jokes Competetion by romsky: 1:04pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
cant blieve dat u who has no interest in other threads can seek for co-operation chai |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Lolabbey: 1:09pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: Jokes Competetion by bilms(m): 3:18pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
LOL. lolabbey chased me out of other thread and am scared to go back |
Re: Jokes Competetion by romsky: 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
u sure are not boi enuf is na shanko lola scare u so tey u shit 4 body |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Lolabbey: 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Jokes Competetion by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
@blims nice one there |
Re: Jokes Competetion by studio43(m): 3:33pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
i beg to differ |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Ben13: 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
romade, I tot I've been the only one noticing that |
Re: Jokes Competetion by romsky: 3:37pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
benji ma boi ow u dey hope all wey buy paper pay u ignore d stingy boi papine try pass am |
Re: Jokes Competetion by PeeJee(m): 4:00pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Bbeee: 4:08pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
wetin do ur keyboard? |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Lolabbey: 4:10pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Competetion by Bbeee: 4:18pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
Lolabbey: hope no problem |
Re: Jokes Competetion by bilms(m): 10:45am On May 01, 2009 |
oh, u no am the only male child in our family (okanla) so i need myself and that lola way u dey see, na mama oooo she fit tell person mae he dey lol dey go, u go just dey lol dey go everywhere, thats y, make una help me beg am, lol plz, back to the competetion, any interest or does it make anysense? |
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