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A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by abtywo(m): 11:45am On Oct 17, 2015
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl
Re: A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by dkronicle(m): 11:47am On Oct 17, 2015
Lols they really did a good research
Re: A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by Nobody: 1:47pm On Oct 17, 2015
Switching from romans to jok section!

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