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A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by abtywo(m): 11:45am On Oct 17, 2015 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. NATURE: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. OCCURRENCE: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: 1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. 2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs. 3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. 4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. 5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira. ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl |
Re: A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by dkronicle(m): 11:47am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Lols they really did a good research |
Re: A New Element Called Gi Is Discovered. by Nobody: 1:47pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Switching from romans to jok section! |
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