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365 Times by imomoh24(m): 12:07am On Oct 11, 2006
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."


The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
Re: 365 Times by iice(f): 2:41am On Oct 11, 2006
Ahahahahahaha i seriously doubt that grin grin
Re: 365 Times by Oracle(m): 3:24am On Oct 11, 2006
lol
thatz very funny
Re: 365 Times by EmemJU(f): 7:41am On Oct 11, 2006
Hahaha. Very naughty man, true

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