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Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by NeduLuiZ(m): 7:32pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
I ve been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad? ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to nstructions They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless!(Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they go there. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue as turned into a crisis ooo! An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerian I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!..... |
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by ikbnice(m): 7:40pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
If an Igbo man goes to hell, he will find ways of selling fire extinguisher there. #JustJokes |
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by BreezyCB(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Hahaa
Nice 1 Op |
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by Khd95(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Shedding tears*
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hahahahahahahaha.i shall conclude my lafta insha Allah,make dis hit fp 1st |
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by lilmax(m): 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!..... But we don't pray for it sha |
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by nduprincekc(m): 11:48pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
''N I G'' dis abrvetion get evry in sick nd tired condition''''' |
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