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Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by samosamse: 6:11am On Oct 20, 2015 |
Below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend... "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!" "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids." "They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using.......continue reading http:///yFwHCo >>> 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by allytinted: 6:18am On Oct 20, 2015 |
I told u to fry one egg and boil one egg, u fried d wrong egg and boil d wrong egg. Its over btw us. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by mperoakeem(m): 6:27am On Oct 20, 2015 |
I told u to buy me ewedu green color shirt, u went and buy me ugu green color. its over |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by Beesluv: 6:32am On Oct 20, 2015 |
I called your number, another woman picked it saying you are busy...... busy with her I guess.... its over between us 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by trapQ: 6:35am On Oct 20, 2015 |
you saved my contact as "baby", so I'm a small boy to you shey?? ITS OVER!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by StealthyMe(m): 6:46am On Oct 20, 2015 |
Lol..How can you tell me you're a Bayern Munich fan when you know i support Arsenal. So when you beat me, you'll say you're my husband ehn? Its over! |
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend by Arebay(m): 12:53pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
u put sugar in yam,so u want me 2 av diabetes abi,,its ova |
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