Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,199,823 members, 7,972,952 topics. Date: Friday, 11 October 2024 at 11:28 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / If FOOTBALL Were To Be An Academic Institution In Nigeria (605 Views)
Funny Acronym Of Some Institution In Nigeria. (must See) (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
If FOOTBALL Were To Be An Academic Institution In Nigeria by murtaj(m): 9:34am On Oct 20, 2015 |
If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution
in Nigeria
then: Arsenal is Uniben- where the students work
hard
through out the year but fail to succeed.
Manchester City is
IGBINEDION- where the students purchase all
the expensive
items and live large but are never interested in
dere primary
assignment. Liverpool is UNILAG- where the
students are very much proud of the academic
achievements of their grand
fathers. Manchester United is UNIILORIN- where
students don't
perform well in class except dere final exams
and achieve
good results. Chelsea is OSU- where students fail
and put the
blame on their VC after which, d government will
intervene
to find a new VC for the school every year
R.Madrid is UI- where students think dey perform
best and keep beefing d
best students of other schools. Finally, Barcelona
is FUTMX
where students work hard, perform well in class
and achieve
d best result in the whole country. Greatest
Nigeria student!!!
Greatest Giant!!! Pls pass dis if u r proud of FUTMX. |
(1) (Reply)
See The Best Answer To Give To A Lady Looking For All Qualities In A Man / Calabar People!!!!! / Reaction After Buhari Media Chat: No Free N5000
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 5 |