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11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by luigiajah(m): 1:14pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps. 2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it. 3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS" 4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is 5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho 6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy. 7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad. 8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. . 9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life 10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . QUR'AN/BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene 11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position 12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break 13. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals? 14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible/ Qur'an So if any guy calls you an angel, na wash ooooo. 15. And if after reading this u refuse to comment , devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!! Source : http://www.naijatechguy.com/2015/10/11-hilarious-quotes-to-spice-up-your-day.html #www.nairaland.com cc lalasticlala |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by HungerBAD: 1:15pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
True. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by vizkiz: 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
is this not suppose to be funny Well, I can see punkyveer smiling |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nobody: 1:20pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
OK |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by dkronicle(m): 1:23pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
LoooLs
Xpecially NO. 8 |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nobody: 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
vizkiz: Yeah, some did crack a smile from me. He tried |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by IamLEGEND1: 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by donholy28(m): 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Lol! falls from high tension pole |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by kossyablaze(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohhoohohhooho 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Swissheart(f): 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Lol especially at no13 |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Papasmal(m): 1:49pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nobody: 2:00pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by joyfavour(f): 2:10pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
NICE |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Remove that no4 abeg. Na wicked post , don't break trust ties and the few standing relationships 4 yonder nah |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nature8(m): 2:35pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Ok na |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by yemstok(m): 2:41pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Adasun(m): 2:55pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
donholy28:lols.....;Dna nepa worker u be |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by luigiajah(m): 5:32pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Funny comments.. Lwkmd |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by seuntola: 11:49am On Oct 21, 2015 |
Dah number 8 mad gaan... My hrt gats beat fast..no helping it. Chai!!! Dnt try it o |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by excellentwork: 11:51am On Oct 21, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by luigiajah(m): 5:17pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by Nobody: 5:23pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Nice one op |
Re: 11 Hilarious Quotes To Spice Up Your Day by seunayeni(m): 6:29pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
looooooooool , no 10 tho |
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