fratermathy:
It is SIMPLE na:
Just make sure the so-called ROB-1 brings the packages to bail you out because YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE ARRESTED!
and be ready to BAIL everything including ROB-01 with atleast 5k each.


And shoutout to Goodboiyy(Omonime-Wadoo!), Freemanan(my good philosopher), Freeemanan(my good engineer), Omonnakoda(my worst enemy on nairaland and the most silly troll and ethnic extremist), Gracito (Fine girl noni, Miss Nigeria), all URHOBO-ISOKO people, all ITSEKIRI people, all IJAW people, all DELTANS!

donholy28:
Oga this is april first he's just pranking me...or Oga who get dix phone sef

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

JudgementHammer:

Naija police yeye pass shit.

IceDude:
U don die well be dat.....Nigerian police nai mumu pass for this earth. Dem go see say sumtin na white but before u blink open eye dem go say na red dem see

SUPOL:

Na lie

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

SUPOL:
Na lie

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen