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What is politics? by cushman(m): 3:28pm On Oct 30, 2005 |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks; " what's politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way; I'm the Breadwinner of the family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the GOVERNMENT. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the PEOPLE. The Nanny, we'll consider her the WORKING CLASS. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the FUTURE...Now think about that and see if that makes sense". So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him and finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his Father; "I think i understand politics now" The Father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think it is". The boy promptly answers, "Well, while CAPITALISM is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is asleep, the PEOPLE are being ignored, and the FUTURE is in deep trouble". |
Re: What is politics? by clemcykul(f): 10:00am On Apr 16, 2008 |
hilarious i bet the dad will never understand what his meant by dat analysis |
Re: What is politics? by tufe(m): 8:28pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
nice |
Re: What is politics? by olulu(m): 8:54pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
crazily funny stupendously funny |
Re: What is politics? by tufe(m): 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
just as you are lol |
Re: What is politics? by olulu(m): 9:09pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
c ur bald head |
Re: What is politics? by Naijagurly(f): 9:11pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
I've heard this joke millions of times before. It just shows that this guy knows how to copy and paste |
Re: What is politics? by tufe(m): 3:19pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
well i havent, so go **** yourself |
Re: What is politics? by olulu(m): 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
tufe: temper, temper, temper dn't say such to a lady |
Re: What is politics? by ThugLife1(m): 11:06pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
stale |
Re: What is politics? by naijastyle: 12:28am On Apr 19, 2008 |
for once in your life you're right |
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