Sammyblaq:
Sorry to Christopher(Junior)...
Having prepared a combo of shyt + beans water + Urine, I poured it on sleeping Jnr.

#Rednight #NoSleeping

JayRise:

Niger 08' howdy?

Dottore:
@op this thread would have been more interesting if you didn't start with a very incredulous story line. I'm sure the mod pushed it to FP not because the post is worth it but because he wants to see if any one is as bewildered as he is.
The possibility of a teenage secondary school girl being pregnant for 9 months without her fellow students knowing especially her house mates in the dormitory.
The possibility of the same teenage girl playing a self midwife role to deliver a baby in the bush and almost succeeded in burying the baby before a hunter stopped her.

Chai all these lies you are sharing have even made me to forget the real life share worthy experiences that took place in my secondary school days.

Abeg share am.LMFAO

LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. .
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... .

houseoftuition1:

which set were you? I was 2003 grad set. Did you hear of labush?

LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. .
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... .

slimzypink:
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..

Uniqueness01:
Command Secondary School,Ipaja Lagos. Was hell....I had to leave after my Jss 1

Stevano007:
I entered the car boot during open day and followed my parents home ... come see skelewu dance back to school

osnova:
I rep C. K. C onitsha.. Back in ma junior level... There z this kind of prank we play on sleeping muluanyas.. Time bomb ya(already burned stick lite up with match stick) on somebody, in ma sec level... Could remember the day ma house master knack me two by two for head. . I swear for the man talk say im wedding gift go b cane i go rap give am..
C. K. C.. A fun place to be(bonitas disciplina ascientia... Primus interpares) lol.

blazers007:


During that same week, someone defecated on our corridor and our strict house prefect stepped on it while going to God knows where in d middle of d night.

He seek to knw who d culprit was, but no one owned up. As our motto was 'onward together' now, everyone on dat block was flogged ruthlessly.

When we taught it was over, he told us to form a queue and beginning to pick d watery stool with our right hands and go and dispose it outside. As we plenty reach, I still had to pick it four times.

As water no dey to wash hand now, na d dew wey dey fall on top leaves man take rinse hand. Even after getting water to have proper bath, d odour stayed with me for days.

ibolomo:
abeg how you take dey make heater with peak milk and tomatoes can?

Atmmachine:
Cnjddd

Emdee590:

That is the point my dear ! Some girls can dirty eheen . Even in my high school sef, girls hotels na war

slimzypink:
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..

bobosh02:
Ahahah,it was more dan hell during my time,dere were no doors n windows in our hostel den,it was wen I was in jss3 a new commandant came n fixed d doors n windows (LT col Ogundile) n d dining hall food is nutin to write home abt,watery beans n garri every monin den,but u shud ve endured n stay.I was sport prefect boy 2004.Dats me,second frm left

acenazt:
Nothing sweet like Solos. Mehhn i go skale fence go purchase indomie soak am enter ceiling chop only cos if one pesin see u everybody done see u as anybody wey see u go shout SOLOs!!!!!!!.

I fit remember wen guys enter Dinning store in d mid night tru ceiling. Dem tiff 8tubers yam n and 5 loaves of bread. As dem peel d yam begin boil am One guy Aliyu wey hunger don Finnish him papa just vex!!! Him shout guys MAKE WE SOAK THIS YAM NOW