Jonny go school no be the main thing but na how Jonny be when he come back
Lets keep the ball rolling

1Buying Old/Hard Bread
Yes, most people do this, Old breads cannot be easily squeezed to eba size and last longer in the stomach.. ask around

2.Eating Cooked Food at Night
Some students are very guilty of this, it is mostly when everyone is asleep and no one is around that you would see them eating their food.

3. Adding extra water to Stew/Soup
In as much as we always like to cook a nice stew/soup we would also like it to last there for a Lil extra water would do the magic

4. Adding Chicken Flavoured season
And Nigerian Students would add enough Chicken flavour so your room Neighbours would think you are using chicken meanwhile its Kpomo

5. Fasting.
I am not against Fasting in anyway but when situations change for a Nigerian student that is when Fasting 6-6 would be the next Option

6. Using Red oil to Cook Jellof Rice
Jellof is Jellof be it red oil or tomatoes

7. Adding too Much Pepper
They would add to much pepper so buy the time they have taken 5 spoons they have already finished 5 Liters of water

8. Adding water to Garri
Noo need for much explanation on this
All you need is 2 Handfull of garri and a liter of water, cover it, go out and play Basketball when you come back food is Ready

9. Feeding formation changes Gradually
When students resume you would see them playing formation of 1-1-1
Gradually it changes to 1-0-1,0-1-1
Finally it turns to 0-0-1 ,0-1-0

10. Feel free to share yours..

Written by : Winetapper
Inspiratation : #LightMustShine

Frustrated _moron (ofeeens taken)

GraveOwner:
[s][/s] [size=15pt]nonsense!!!
Crap!!!
On this section [/size]

Lol....it's fun being a student.

Were this op de sef make I arrow him nyash.

using red oil to prepare indonmie nd spag
soaking garri for mins
taking garri b4 going to class


#LightMustShine# #LightMustLive#

no3.gat me laughing #LightMustShine

falconey:

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guy.. You don resume school?

walking abh wit spoon or fork to class or around d hostel cus food can show for anywher

Well , When I was a student, I always had my breakfast, lunch and dinner at protea hotels












































































































































only to wake up and realize I was dreaming

GraveOwner:
[s][/s] [size=15pt]nonsense!!!
Crap!!!
On this section [/size]

wen u dnt hv suming meaniful to comment cnt u jst pretend as if u didnt cum across dis thread instead of u derailling it

falconey:

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when reg dey end? Ah Never show o

I dey come with my list

My darling poster, how is this thread relevant to the romance section? Plz do tell my little darling

LordOfTheWeed:

Create your own thread and let's see how good you are, idiot!

check his profile for d stupid post he made tday

falconey:


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yeh..
Aminu ahmed

Fynestboi pls I need yr help on this section. Kindly help us move this thread to your section. thanks

olowookerekemi:
check his profile for d stupid post he made tday

but you applied. Bish!!!

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