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10 Ways To Know The Enemies Are Pursing You by apholaby007(m): 9:47pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture
to Fan Themselves...
1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you forgot the
course you studied at a job interview.
2. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you fail Jamb 5
times.
3. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you are a lady and
you are "Team-no-s e x-before-marriage", only to find out that your
husband is impotent on your
wedding night.
4. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you tune down the
volume of your television just because you want to read a text
message.
5. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you slap a man on
the road for stepping on you only to find out later that he's a
soldier.
6. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you are a graduate
and a secondary school boy snatches your babe.
7. The witches and wizard in your village are using your picture to
fan themselves if you travel all the
way from Lagos to Zamfara for the sole purpose of having s*x,
only to be involved in a road accident
at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.
8. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you boast to a lady
that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after one minute.
9. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture
to fan themselves if you are graduate
and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf.
10 Lastly, the witches and wizards are using our pictures to fan
themselves when you don't comment on this post |
Re: 10 Ways To Know The Enemies Are Pursing You by jimohibrahim(m): 10:10pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Loved it but your post is so disorganized. |
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