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Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2015
Kingsley1000:
ok,sorry for disgressing.so whats big deal in asking a man out?u guys clamour for gender equality,is it not good u ladies start championing the course with little things like this...trust me,the dude wil appreciate and respect u for ur courage
Lol@ gender equality.Yeah,right. I don't care if he'd appreciate it or not. He should be able to make a move if he really wants me. The best I'll do is to show him the green light if we're on the same page.
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 3:30pm On Oct 27, 2015
** Ghost mode deactivated **

Ahem, that Boi must have atom of gayism.
Infact this can never happen in earth let alone mars
By the way, who get stew, I don cook rice finish

** runs away from yabbers
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 3:32pm On Oct 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:

"uw sezy"...and people complain 'bout the way I type. I'm vindicated in the light of this,

tell them to go to station n bring police


hws ur dey going ?
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 3:40pm On Oct 27, 2015
dmola:

tell them to go to station n bring police

hws ur dey going ?
So far,so good.
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 27, 2015
Op, the men are not complaining.


Don't you know that there is joy in the wooing grin!!!
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Czar01(m): 6:03pm On Oct 27, 2015
A guy blushed and said "Awww"...

[size=20pt]GAY!!![/size]
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 7:33pm On Oct 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Lol@ gender equality.Yeah,right. I don't care if he'd appreciate it or not. He should be able to make a move if he really wants me. The best I'll do is to show him the green light if we're on the same page.
what if he isntt the type that decodes green light
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by kYjelly2: 7:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
chocolateme:
Nice one..
Jimmyo3 .. Even your last statement has melted my heart away and now my cheeks are soo red that I was wondering if it's only about your post or something else out of the ordinary.. Your post makes me imagine myself with you in a cold stone outlet taking CHOCOLATE ice cream and gisting with ur head resting on my shoulders and ur face beaming with smiles..
Do u think you can give me your control so that I will stop imagining and dive into reality? Or would u mind if I PM u by 1am tomorrow when your mind is well rested from the stress of today and typically ready to absolve my world?.. Your thoughts alone Jimmy has set my heart on Marathon race to no other destination but your world. Inculcate your world into mine and we would make a pair and a sight to behold to the envy of many.






Jimmy!! Jimmy!! Jimmyo3 WAKE UP!! It's me chocolateme, if I tear u slap eh!! U wake up from your dreamland .


grin grin grin grin
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by longjohnsilver: 7:46pm On Oct 27, 2015
Kingsley1000:
the status quo has to change,men are tired of wooing...it's ladies lapse or turn
Maybe wen d gender inequality is now tilting in favor of the ladies sha...because i know dt period will still come...maybe den, dey wud do d chykin n all dt.

buh until den...get out dere n woo some ladies.
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
Kingsley1000:
what if he isntt the type that decodes green light
Ahh....Then he ain't my type.
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 8:00pm On Oct 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Ahh....Then he ain't my type.
who aint ur type? Me?
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Eniqurl(f): 8:41pm On Oct 27, 2015
pbs4real:
Na wah undecided
undecided undecided
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by agrovick(m): 9:49pm On Oct 27, 2015
This is just sick
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by pbs4real(m): 11:39pm On Oct 27, 2015
Eniqurl:
undecided undecided
iyawo bawo nii? grin
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Jimmyo3(m): 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Op, the men are not complaining.


Don't you know that there is joy in the wooing grin!!!
I bet the day a lady will woo you will be your happiest day.. grin
rexkexmilan:
Op, the men are not complaining.


Don't you know that there is joy in the wooing grin!!!
I bet the day a lady will woo you will be your happiest day..
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by EagleEyes001(m): 1:19am On Oct 28, 2015
A beautiful drm fr a foolish man who extects a lady to com toast you, is like women ruling over a men, what an omen. Pls drm better drms
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 4:18am On Oct 28, 2015
Jimmyo3:
I bet the day a lady will woo you will be your happiest day.. ;DI bet the day a lady will woo you will be your happiest day..
have they wooed u b4
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 6:51am On Oct 28, 2015
Durentt:
who aint ur type? Me?
Lol..where did u jump out from to start quoting me? BTW,u're a female now?
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 6:52am On Oct 28, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Lol..where did u jump out from to start quoting me? BTW,u're a female now?
hahaha yea am female now, nairaland yet has a lot of more type out there grin
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Eniqurl(f): 7:04am On Oct 28, 2015
pbs4real:
iyawo bawo nii? grin
Run away boo
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by pbs4real(m): 10:45am On Oct 28, 2015
Eniqurl:
Run away boo
me ayaf miss u ooooh sad
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Monalisa185(f): 12:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
it happens errday,that it has nefa happened to you or happened to someone you know doesn't mean things like dah do not exist!

#Thanchu
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by flokii: 1:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
Jimmyo3:
GIRL: Hi handsome.

BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)

GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few
minutes of your time.

BOY: say what you have to and leave immediately.

GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you.

BOY:only that?

GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever I
see you my heart beats with a pop sound.

BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.

GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am
not sobber and am
staggering?
That simply proves that am drunk in love with you.

BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see am busy? (drawing patterns on
the ground using his
feet).

GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured the
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance to invest in your heart
business and you will
see the profits through my love for you.

BOY: You girls are just
the same. You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly.

GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to
show you true love that can never even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.

BOY: Kkk let me think
about it then I will
reply you
later.

GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as you want.
Whatever your decision is,I will respect it but please
say yes.

QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time like this?
where girls will do
the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just
wishful dreaming?

omo those lines bad o.. chai! grin

I kuku trust myself... I go don blush tire.. plus I go too form hard to get ehnnn..

girls should start toasting biko... na dem dey enjoy d relationship pass anyway
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 1:26pm On Oct 28, 2015
Oliviaarims:
So far,so good.


shebi u left ur baby all D's while
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 1:26pm On Oct 28, 2015
Oliviaarims:
So far,so good.


shebi u left ur baby all D's while
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Eniqurl(f): 1:28pm On Oct 28, 2015
pbs4real:
me ayaf miss u ooooh sad
Miss you more sad
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:37pm On Oct 28, 2015
dmola:



shebi u left ur baby all D's while
Where's my baby?
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 2:47pm On Oct 28, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Where's my baby?
chimo srry nt u

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