chei this girl oh! you really are bent on taking my man away aren't you? and 50 gowns? what on earth are you going to do with 50 gowns ole    I was a mistake ni, mistake ko? he's just saying that to get you to.......(u know ) but wisen up girl, I'M HIS LAST STOP, ABI NA BUS STOP, INFACT, I AM HIS LAST PLANE STOP. Brown sugar?? girl, that name is too old. that's the name he used to call me when we were still in sec school,(beat that ) a lot of things have changed since then! anyway, i'll leave you to keep indulging in your fantasy. I have to go prepare his favourite dish and then give him the RED LIGHT SPECIAL! he just got back form the studio and looks really tired, but what am i there for?
come here fazy darling, don't mind this girly who wants to ruin our happy home
see, he says he dosen't even know you! hahahahahahaha
and about that house, fazy says 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT" and i believe my fazy

Ocho,you are only trying to save your face!!!I thought you said Nigerian guys are unromantic?Why do you now want to claim my 2face?seeee,you go wound oh!!!

uhmm!! therez fire on d mountain!!! after d judge don make hin declarations tot i told u gurlz who 2face blongs to...snazyyy wan wound persin oo!

@ swazzy-kai! i don see pesin wey craze pass me! i give up . the ones(nigerian guys) i've met are still unromanitc to me. Maybe it's just me who is being too difficult to be pleased, _*thinks*, i didn't even think about that.  oh well!
@chillin-if we start our own, we'll be here forever

chillin:

heyyyyyy gurlzzz!! whatz goin on in hurr!!! havin gone tru u gurlz postz and tots u'v set before d throne!! kk 2 cut d case short!! i am d judge assigned to 2Face Idibiaz case!! kk soo y'all listen or read whatever u call it!! i proceeed!!!
concernin who 2Face Idibia belongz to and who hiz baby belongz to.uhmm this is surelly very difficult 4 everyone in hurr!! he either belongz 2 snazzy or ocho!!
whoaa!! my conclusion liesss hurr:
he belongs 2 snazzyy!! because thatz how itz ment 2 b... n' ocho...i'll look 4 sumone for you in d near future!! mayb uhmm i don't know mehn!! but we'll disscusss.i'll think about it!
once again y'all i'v made my speeshhh!! snazzzy... u can have your man!!
heyyy!!! did i juss hear sumone talkin back turr? i said i'v made my conclusionn...una no dey hearr!!!

girl, you know you wrong for this. b4 y'all were made, it was destined that Ocho would be da Queen, so y are y'all running your mouf eh? pls don't let me call da squad on y'all aiight.

that's my girl right there, i know you got my back! tell it to them loud and clear!

Don't mind them husband snatchers jo, ain't nobody marying Tuface up in hurr but you aiight.

I can see you people are not up to date(scorpio and ocho)who am I snatching?how can I snatch my own husband?Infact,for your info,I am the no 3 girl carrying his baby eh?besides,I am wearing his ring(mmmmm,in my dream)so,please,go and find your own person ooo!!!Let me match you with Faze or Blackface.Those are better substitutes!!!What do you think?I am just helping you ooo!!!

one word-Story!

snazzydawn:

Let me match you with Faze or Blackface.Those are better substitutes!!!What do you think?I am just helping you ooo!!!

wetin come be ur own now? Blackface of all ppl, i no gree jo

well at least there is face in his name,so dat u gals will leave de real face for me.

Besides,he is serenading me to sleep in his arms with the song "African queen".I bet you must be reeeeaaally jealous now.

u're listening to his recorded voice, i hear the real sexy voice first thing in the morning and last thing at night
emmm, i can take FAZE but i must fight for 2-face until all hope is lost ,which by the way will be.............NEVER!

did u say arms? check well and see, i'm pretty sure you're in the arms of a stanger not my[b] FAZY's[/b]

bye twinny, i'll talk to you some other time. for now, keep your hands off my FAZY

I'm sure you know this means warrrrr(copying bugsbunny).eeeennnnndd!!!!She who fights to run lives to fight another day.You will still come and meet me here.This kind of "twin" sef.....haven't you heard of something called compromise?Ok ok,let's dialogue,after all,Obasanjo and whats their name now,they also dialogue.Let's dialogue.

there ain't gon be no dialogue goin on she's got Tuface n that's it.

clearly stated! luv ya girl!

u too sweetie

who is that girl that is trying to steal ocho man. don't worry girl i got you back, you know i have already talk to 2face. he told me that  you are his one and only, you are the one he think about all the time. so don't worry as far's as we all know that he is your sweetheart, there is no problemo

Tales by moonlight!!!

wow!!!!!!!!!!
cool sha
thanks for bringing the interview here

snazzydawn:

Tales by moonlight!!!

chei! you this girl, you no go kill me but united we satnd(2-face and I). and there isn't going to be any dialouge, besides, i am the first twin so respect your elder twin before she smaks you on the bum and tells mummy on you
thanks icing. This my lil twin has always been this sturbon this since we were lilttle.

Heyyy,learn to concede to lil sis pleaaaaaseee .I promise to be good if you leave my 2face for me!!!

your 2-face?? how long do i have to tell you to awaken from your slumber?

(fuming)I hope you know this means war!!!! EVIL TWIN!!!!

BRING IT ON!!!!!!

u guys r sick.

Twinny, we're ganging up on her this time. we'll settle our differences later but right now, we've got a bigger issue at hand.....hot-angel!

yea-hottie,I like you very very much as a friend but calling i and my sick twin "sick"grrrrrrrrr....that sure does it!!!Haven't you heardof the saying that when family is quarrelling(even if she is as demented asmy sick twinny,guess I am stuck on her)you should just pass without commenting?Sicky sicky twin,what do we do to hottie!!!!

Please dont do anything to me.