A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all
-money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love
of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all
gone!'

'What happened?' asked the friend.

'My wife found out...'

women

Wat did she find out?

abt d fortune

Which she waz not included in if i may add.

most guys go bananas like their feature, but oranges are always smart coz they are two, coz as u all know to heads are beta dan 1

Two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none

Clem, you're wrong. We've got one banana and two oranges attached.

Every1 has 2 oranges, the question is, where?

Yeah

Up or down

. . . and pumpkins too! y'all forgot to mention pumpkins. . . at the rear end.

all of you have spoilt

@we are spoilt, and ure still in our midst grining from ear to ear

wait a minute uve been online since morn

yep, i've been watching over you since morning and protecting you from those pests

hmmmm

@miggie permit me to hug my guardian angel

No baby i dont want u geting some infections. He sed hes been watching ur back as in, yo round behind hes a fucking pervert!

who said everybody has oranges? boys have tangerines which are smaller than the oranges girls have

watching my arse hmm sweetie dats what i love abt u ur ability to read in between lines poor me took his words literarily

@showbobo u'l pay dearly for fooling me naughty thing

Clem, dont mind it. Tell me where you want me to watch

*Gets his AK-47 &Tec 9 waiting for iwajay to make his ist move*

Showbobo mistakingly shows up.

*and mig had a ball*