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the brunette,the red head and the blonde by Nobody: 3:30pm On Oct 31, 2005
Three women were about to be executed. One was a
brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette,
forward and the executioner asked if she had any
last requests. She said no and the executioner
shouted...Ready...Aim...!! and suddenly the
brunette yelled, "Earthquake!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked
if she had any last requests. She said no, and the
executioner shouted...Ready...Aim...!! and
suddenly the redhead yelled....."Tornado!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all
figured out. They brought her forward and the
executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted...
Ready...Aim...!! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!"
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by bagoma(f): 9:25pm On Nov 01, 2005
grin grin grin fire ke, ha she's gone. she's escaped.... to heaven's gate! ha ha
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2005
silly mistake isnt it!
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by jenny247(f): 12:43pm On Nov 03, 2005
Now I am forced to believe that Blondes are stupid afterall. rolleyes
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by esiayo(m): 9:52pm On Nov 06, 2005
she was actually pissed off by the executioners slow pace. thumbs up
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by Rolly: 6:11pm On Nov 07, 2005
chei! the girl no get sense sha cheesy
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by fabian(f): 12:00pm On Nov 08, 2005
Very funny. the blond jokes are getting blonder!  grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 4:43pm On Apr 15, 2008
very tight grin grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by naijastyle: 4:54pm On Apr 15, 2008
tufe u don dey go rub graveyard again abi. why can't u allow dead threads to rest in peace?

nice joke
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tjtj1(m): 4:55pm On Apr 15, 2008
naijastyle:

tufe u don dey go rub graveyard again abi. why can't u allow dead threads to rest in peace?

nice joke
well ure the expert in tht
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 4:56pm On Apr 15, 2008
dead threads some how seem to be more interesting the these present ones, well thats aside Milla's own

@tj
thankyou thankyou
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tjtj1(m): 4:59pm On Apr 15, 2008
ure always welcome
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 5:01pm On Apr 15, 2008
thats ma bro
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by naijastyle: 5:08pm On Apr 15, 2008
tj so u share in the loot from the graveyard too. how sad
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tjtj1(m): 5:09pm On Apr 15, 2008
ya ur grave grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 5:27pm On Apr 15, 2008
lol grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by naijastyle: 6:24pm On Apr 15, 2008
tj u i'm suspectin u to be a zombie
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tjtj1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 15, 2008
at least am alive deadman tongue
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 7:00pm On Apr 15, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by TOYOSI20(f): 5:18am On Apr 16, 2008
Okay
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by naijastyle: 7:35am On Apr 16, 2008
tj the zombie
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by olulu(m): 8:53am On Apr 16, 2008
nice joke

grin grin


grave diggers cool tin u dug dis one up

grin grin grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 2:55pm On Apr 16, 2008
u too show ur teeth wink
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by olulu(m): 9:44am On Apr 17, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



na me b dat
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Apr 17, 2008
lol
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by delib: 10:46am On Apr 17, 2008
lmao
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2008
imao again grin
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by naijastyle: 9:43pm On Apr 17, 2008
copy copy can't u be innovative

rotflmao
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by Naijagurly(f): 10:20pm On Apr 17, 2008
don't you guys ever get tired of the blonde jokes?
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by StephenP(m): 4:28am On Apr 18, 2008
Naijagurly:

don't you guys ever get tired of the blonde jokes?

You could just overlook them. Blond jokes are funny to me anytime.
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Apr 18, 2008
yeah, all the time
Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by PLea: 5:00pm On Apr 18, 2008
alwayz funny man! lmao,

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