1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female, Any part under a car's hood.
Male, The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female, Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male, Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female, The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male, Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female, A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male, Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female, A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male, Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female, An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male, A source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female, A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male, A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.