In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.

“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”

For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”

Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”

President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Ever hear of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”

For Real?


are you AN IGBO? check my SIGNATURE

that guy beat me to it

Op this is trash. Just a silly rumor. What were you thinking? or you just posted this with the aim of hitting fp? Go do your homework properly before posting rubbish and misleading people with fake stories.

sharp guy..
he quickly secure the puna

I no understand anything

noblemails:
In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.

“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”

For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”

Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”

President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Ever hear of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”

What do you expect from Nigerians? OP, does where you always this stupid? Or does it run in your blood

Fake story everywhere..

Idontbilivit

Honestly,I think the OP needs a psychiatrist ASAP. We never know when it may be too late

Hannysmilez:
Honestly,I think the OP needs a psychiatrist ASAP

Big time. He just copied scrap from the internet and posted it here like he's running a gossip magazine.

Is this true?

Swissheart:
Is this true?

Na Lie

for real?..
won tin doh omo yen sha...

Lol. This peeps above me don't understand the need for some much needed comic relief. Obama's so much fun btw.

This is soo disappointing

Op u try but no fp for u... Next topic pls

Story story o! Story!!!! Smh!!!!

Safe delivery

Op u better remove dis ur fake post

this is not a rumour, infact this is real and the girl still feels she has a right to talk, oh my God what is this world coming into. This is a big disgrace to the black race and the president, that's why I love Africa, she can't go free without being scolded. But she had spoilt her family name...

Cc: lalasticlala

www.damnleaks.com/president-obamas-daughter-malia-6-weeks-pregnant/

Op,,when last did you listen to CNN breaking news?,,,moda4oka!

What has happened to moral, ethics & social responsibilities? May God help us all.

This is the crapiest crap in Crap town. Op, use your empty head na

The Wherey dey find traffic for im useless blog

This is one of the things I will say "I no told you", when it happens.

And those of you debunking the story, are you implying that you don't think those two are
doing it? I take a look at the pictures for God's sake.

ikechukwu354:
this is not a rumour, infact this is real and the girl still feels she has a right to talk, oh my God what is this world coming into. This is a big disgrace to the black race and the president, that's why I love Africa, she can't go free without being scolded. But she had spoilt her family name...

Cc: lalasticlala

www.damnleaks.com/president-obamas-daughter-malia-6-weeks-pregnant/

Ever heard of something called satirical news. The news is a hoax your opportunity to scold the black race is not true. Sorry.